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NSFL Season 3 Detailed Statistics

2012-02-29T04:55:00.014-08:00

This post will service as a detailed statistics page for the NSFL that will be updated each week for Season 2. You can find the Season 3 main thread here. Enjoy.

Statistics

Red Division

Erie Admirals
Owner: Tk3
Record: 1-2-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 1-1-0, Away: 0-1-0

Time of Possession %: 49.19
Turnover Differential: 2
Takeaways: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 2 (Per Game: 0)

Offensive MVP: Adrian Peterson
Defensive MVP: Carlos Rogers

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 312 (Average: 14)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 139 (Average: 6)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 41

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 61 (Per Game: 20), Total Yards: 1049 (Per Game: 349)
Passing: 356 (Per Game: 118)
Yards per Pass: 5.31
Rushing: 693 (Per Game: 231)
Yards per Rush: 6.03

Touchdowns: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Punts: 16 (Per Game: 5)

Rush Ratio: 63.19
Completion %: 47.62%
Passer Rating: 86.74

Sacked: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Intercepted: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 14 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 37 (Per Game: 12), 3 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 4 - 0 (Per Game: 0), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 67 (Per Game: 22), Yards Allowed: 1056 (Per Game: 352)
Passing Allowed: 683 (Per Game: 227)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.42
Rushing Allowed: 373 (Per Game: 124)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 3.89

Touchdowns Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 13 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio Against: 51.06
Completion % Allowed: 67.82%
Passer Rating Allowed: 106.15

Sacks: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 7 (Per Game: 2), 3 - 21 (Per Game: 7), 4 - 26 (Per Game: 8), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Andy Dalton: 30/63 (47.62%, 86.74 Rating) for 380 yards, 5 touchdowns, 1 interception. 14 rushes for 71 yards (5.07 YPC, 15 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
Adrian Peterson: 73 rushes for 466 yards (6.38 YPC, 37 LNG). 1 touchdown, 2 fumbles. 2 receptions for 21 yards (10.50 YPR, 16 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Willis McGahee: 26 rushes for 151 yards (5.81 YPC, 26 LNG). 1 touchdown. 3 receptions for 11 yards (3.67 YPR, 5 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
John Kuhn: 2 rushes for 5 yards (2.50 YPC, 5 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Hakeem Nicks: 7 receptions for 119 yards (17.00 YPR, 45 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Michael Crabtree: 5 receptions for 71 yards (14.20 YPR, 29 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Jerome Simpson: 8 receptions for 92 yards (11.50 YPR, 18 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Aaron Hernandez: 5 receptions for 66 yards (13.20 YPR, 20 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
Duane Brown: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Davin Joseph: 0 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
David Baas: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Marshal Yanda: 1 sack allowed. 4 tackles for loss allowed.
Eric Winston: 2 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Dwight Freeney: 14 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks.
Casey Hampton: 16 tackles, 0 coverages.
Ahtyba Rubin: 10 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 recovered fumble.
Elvis Dumervil: 9 tackles, 0 coverages.

Linebackers:
Stephen Tulloch: 20 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.
Jon Beason: 18 tackles, 0 coverages.
Nick Barnett: 12 tackles, 2 coverages.

Cornerbacks:
Carlos Rogers: 16 tackles, 9 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 interception, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.
Chris Houston: 6 tackles, 6 coverages, 1 interception.

Safeties:
Earl Thomas: 18 tackles, 3 coverages.
Ed Reed: 12 tackles, 5 coverages, 1 forced fumble.

Kicker:
Matt Prater: 4 of 5 (80.00%) field goals made. 7 of 7 extra points made.

Punter:
Brian Moorman: 16 punts for 670 yards (41.88 YPP).

Returner:
Patrick Peterson: 22 returns for 312 yards (14.18 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Houston Bulls
Owner: stefan52268
Record: 2-1-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 2-0-0
Home: 1-0-0, Away: 1-1-0

Time of Possession %: 48.68
Turnover Differential: -3
Takeaways: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Giveaways: 4 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: Drew Brees
Defensive MVP: London Fletcher

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 404 (Average: 18)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 235 (Average: 13)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 49

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 81 (Per Game: 27), Total Yards: 1144 (Per Game: 381)
Passing: 833 (Per Game: 277)
Yards per Pass: 8.50
Rushing: 311 (Per Game: 103)
Yards per Rush: 3.57

Touchdowns: 9 (Per Game: 3)
Passing Touchdowns: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing Touchdowns: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 10 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio: 47.03
Completion %: 68.82%
Passer Rating: 105.85

Sacked: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Intercepted: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbled: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 16 (Per Game: 5), 2 - 17 (Per Game: 5), 3 - 14 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 34 (Per Game: 11), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 65 (Per Game: 21), Yards Allowed: 1118 (Per Game: 372)
Passing Allowed: 656 (Per Game: 218)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.45
Rushing Allowed: 462 (Per Game: 154)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.32

Touchdowns Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 14 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio Against: 54.87
Completion % Allowed: 67.86%
Passer Rating Allowed: 99.36

Sacks: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Interceptions: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 6 (Per Game: 2), 2 - 23 (Per Game: 7), 3 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 23 (Per Game: 7), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Drew Brees: 64/93 (68.82%, 105.85 Rating) for 856 yards, 6 touchdowns, 3 interceptions. 5 rushes for 8 yards (1.60 YPC, 6 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Runningbacks:
Arian Foster: 57 rushes for 218 yards (3.82 YPC, 17 LNG). 2 touchdowns, 3 fumbles. 5 receptions for 49 yards (9.80 YPR, 19 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Darren Sproles: 24 rushes for 84 yards (3.50 YPC, 15 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble. 2 receptions for 28 yards (14.00 YPR, 24 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Henry Hynoski: 1 rush for 1 yard (1.00 YPC, 1 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Dwayne Bowe: 19 receptions for 275 yards (14.47 YPR, 26 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Brandon Lloyd: 20 receptions for 311 yards (15.55 YPR, 33 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Darrius Heyward-Bey: 4 receptions for 40 yards (10.00 YPR, 17 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Jimmy Graham: 14 receptions for 153 yards (10.93 YPR, 18 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Donald Penn: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Mike Iupati: 3 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Maurkice Pouncey: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Justin Blalock: 1 sack allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Trent Williams: 0 sacks allowed. 6 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Marcell Dareus: 9 tackles, 0 coverages.
B.J. Raji: 13 tackles, 0 coverages.
Antonio Smith: 17 tackles, 0 coverages.

Linebackers:
James Harrison: 17 tackles, 2 coverages, 2 sacks.
Sean Lee: 12 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 forced fumble.
London Fletcher: 21 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble.
Cameron Wake: 14 tackles, 0 coverages.

Cornerbacks:
Asante Samuel: 9 tackles, 4 coverages, 1 interception.
Leon Hall: 12 tackles, 11 coverages.

Safeties:
Dawan Landry: 14 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack.
Oshiomogho Atogwe: 22 tackles, 1 coverage.

Kicker:
Mason Crosby: 6 of 8 (75.00%) field goals made. 9 of 9 extra points made.

Punter:
Thomas Morstead: 10 punts for 492 yards (49.20 YPP).

Returner:
Darren Sproles: 22 returns for 404 yards (18.36 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

East Carolina Pirates
Owner: RuskieTitan
Record: 2-1-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 1-1-0, Away: 1-0-0

Time of Possession %: 50.61
Turnover Differential: 3
Takeaways: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Giveaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: Chris Johnson
Defensive MVP: Justin Tuck

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 236 (Average: 9)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 218 (Average: 9)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 45

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 64 (Per Game: 21), Total Yards: 1281 (Per Game: 427)
Passing: 644 (Per Game: 214)
Yards per Pass: 8.36
Rushing: 637 (Per Game: 212)
Yards per Rush: 4.83

Touchdowns: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Punts: 19 (Per Game: 6)

Rush Ratio: 63.16
Completion %: 57.75%
Passer Rating: 96.92

Sacked: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Intercepted: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 14 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 20 (Per Game: 6), 3 - 17 (Per Game: 5), 4 - 10 (Per Game: 3), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 60 (Per Game: 20), Yards Allowed: 1224 (Per Game: 408)
Passing Allowed: 837 (Per Game: 279)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.75
Rushing Allowed: 387 (Per Game: 129)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.03

Touchdowns Allowed: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Passing TDs Allowed: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 20 (Per Game: 6)

Rush Ratio Against: 47.06
Completion % Allowed: 61.76%
Passer Rating Allowed: 72.10

Sacks: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Interceptions: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 23 (Per Game: 7), 2 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 3 - 3 (Per Game: 1), 4 - 21 (Per Game: 7), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Joe Flacco: 41/71 (57.75%, 96.92 Rating) for 676 yards, 4 touchdowns, 2 interceptions. 4 rushes for 18 yards (4.50 YPC, 10 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
Chris Johnson: 82 rushes for 449 yards (5.48 YPC, 48 LNG). 2 touchdowns, 1 fumble. 2 receptions for 26 yards (13.00 YPR, 21 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Shonn Greene: 45 rushes for 163 yards (3.62 YPC, 17 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble. 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Jed Collins: 1 rush for 7 yards (7.00 YPC, 7 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 1 reception for 12 yards (12.00 YPR, 12 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Wide Receivers:
Victor Cruz: 13 receptions for 249 yards (19.15 YPR, 36 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Laurent Robinson: 6 receptions for 61 yards (10.17 YPR, 13 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Nate Washington: 9 receptions for 159 yards (17.67 YPR, 61 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Tight End:
Antonio Gates: 10 receptions for 169 yards (16.90 YPR, 65 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
Michael Roos: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Evan Mathis: 1 sack allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
John Sullivan: 1 sack allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.
T.J. Lang: 2 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Joe Staley: 2 sacks allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Justin Tuck: 13 tackles, 0 coverages, 4 sacks, 1 forced fumble.
Ndamukong Suh: 16 tackles, 0 coverages.
Brandon Mebane: 11 tackles, 0 coverages.
Adrian Clayborn: 15 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack, 1 recovered fumble.

Linebackers:
Sean Weatherspoon: 20 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 interception.
Daryl Washington: 18 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 interception.
Michael Boley: 10 tackles, 0 coverages.

Cornerbacks:
Nnamdi Asomugha: 17 tackles, 14 coverages, 1 interception, 1 forced fumble.
Johnathan Joseph: 8 tackles, 7 coverages.

Safeties:
Morgan Burnett: 12 tackles, 3 coverages, 2 interceptions.
Jairus Byrd: 21 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 sack.

Kicker:
Alex Henery: 5 of 10 (50.00%) field goals made. 7 of 7 extra points made.

Punter:
Donnie Jones: 19 punts for 871 yards (45.84 YPP).

Returner:
Dexter McCluster: 25 returns for 236 yards (9.44 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Baltimore Ravens
Owner: ravens5520
Record: 3-0-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 2-0-0
Home: 1-0-0, Away: 2-0-0

Time of Possession %: 51.04
Turnover Differential: -4
Takeaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 7 (Per Game: 2)

Offensive MVP: Ray Rice
Defensive MVP: Jason Pierre-Paul

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 162 (Average: 8)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 201 (Average: 11)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 41

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 71 (Per Game: 23), Total Yards: 1197 (Per Game: 399)
Passing: 778 (Per Game: 259)
Yards per Pass: 8.02
Rushing: 419 (Per Game: 139)
Yards per Rush: 4.23

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Punts: 12 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio: 50.51
Completion %: 65.93%
Passer Rating: 90.09

Sacked: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Intercepted: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbled: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbles Lost: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 0 (Per Game: 0), 2 - 31 (Per Game: 10), 3 - 17 (Per Game: 5), 4 - 20 (Per Game: 6), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 63 (Per Game: 21), Yards Allowed: 1062 (Per Game: 354)
Passing Allowed: 492 (Per Game: 164)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 6.83
Rushing Allowed: 570 (Per Game: 190)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.91

Touchdowns Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Punts Forced: 18 (Per Game: 6)

Rush Ratio Against: 61.70
Completion % Allowed: 61.54%
Passer Rating Allowed: 101.96

Sacks: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Interceptions: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Fumble Recoveries: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 20 (Per Game: 6), 2 - 7 (Per Game: 2), 3 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 4 - 26 (Per Game: 8), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Matt Schaub: 60/91 (65.93%, 90.09 Rating) for 822 yards, 5 touchdowns, 5 interceptions. 5 rushes for -2 yards (-0.40 YPC, 2 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Runningbacks:
Ray Rice: 66 rushes for 301 yards (4.56 YPC, 18 LNG). 2 touchdowns, 1 fumble. 6 receptions for 72 yards (12.00 YPR, 22 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
DeMarco Murray: 26 rushes for 114 yards (4.38 YPC, 27 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble. 3 receptions for 45 yards (15.00 YPR, 17 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Leonard Weaver: 2 rushes for 6 yards (3.00 YPC, 4 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 3 receptions for 20 yards (6.67 YPR, 11 LNG). 2 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Calvin Johnson: 19 receptions for 242 yards (12.74 YPR, 28 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Julio Jones: 12 receptions for 176 yards (14.67 YPR, 34 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Torrey Smith: 12 receptions for 173 yards (14.42 YPR, 28 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Tight End:
Fred Davis: 5 receptions for 94 yards (18.80 YPR, 37 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
Jared Gaither: 1 sack allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Carl Nicks: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Nick Hardwick: 2 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Jahri Evans: 2 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Tyron Smith: 1 sack allowed. 4 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Jason Pierre-Paul: 14 tackles, 1 coverage, 5 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.
Geno Atkins: 10 tackles, 0 coverages.
Phil Taylor: 19 tackles, 0 coverages.
Terrell Suggs: 11 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.

Linebackers:
Ryan Kerrigan: 26 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.
David Harris: 20 tackles, 0 coverages.
David Hawthorne: 17 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 interception.

Cornerbacks:
Lardarius Webb: 10 tackles, 5 coverages, 1 forced fumble.
Brandon Carr: 6 tackles, 8 coverages, 1 forced fumble.

Safeties:
William Moore: 15 tackles, 3 coverages, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.
Kerry Rhodes: 9 tackles, 2 coverages.

Kicker:
Rob Bironas: 5 of 7 (71.43%) field goals made. 8 of 8 extra points made.

Punter:
Michael Koenen: 12 punts for 498 yards (41.50 YPP).

Returner:
Felix Jones: 5 returns for 95 yards (19.00 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Inactives:
Torrey Smith: 15 returns for 67 yards (4.47 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Blue Division

Cedar Rapids Barnstormers
Owner: Its A Sabatoge
Record: 2-1-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 2-0-0, Away: 0-1-0

Time of Possession %: 51.44
Turnover Differential: 0
Takeaways: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 4 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: Matt Forté
Defensive MVP: Jared Allen

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 391 (Average: 15)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 417 (Average: 16)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 45

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 85 (Per Game: 28), Total Yards: 1263 (Per Game: 421)
Passing: 828 (Per Game: 276)
Yards per Pass: 8.04
Rushing: 435 (Per Game: 145)
Yards per Rush: 3.88

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 9 (Per Game: 3)
Punts: 16 (Per Game: 5)

Rush Ratio: 52.09
Completion %: 68.42%
Passer Rating: 95.11

Sacked: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Intercepted: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 16 (Per Game: 5), 2 - 37 (Per Game: 12), 3 - 7 (Per Game: 2), 4 - 22 (Per Game: 7), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 64 (Per Game: 21), Yards Allowed: 1180 (Per Game: 393)
Passing Allowed: 771 (Per Game: 257)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.27
Rushing Allowed: 409 (Per Game: 136)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.22

Touchdowns Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals Allowed: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Punts Forced: 16 (Per Game: 5)

Rush Ratio Against: 47.78
Completion % Allowed: 67.02%
Passer Rating Allowed: 108.51

Sacks: 12 (Per Game: 4)
Interceptions: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Fumble Recoveries: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 7 (Per Game: 2), 2 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 3 - 21 (Per Game: 7), 4 - 23 (Per Game: 7), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Quarterback:
Eli Manning: 65/95 (68.42%, 95.11 Rating) for 881 yards, 3 touchdowns, 3 interceptions. 2 rushes for -2 yards (-1.00 YPC, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
Matt Forté: 71 rushes for 284 yards (4.00 YPC, 17 LNG). 3 touchdowns, 1 fumble. 9 receptions for 119 yards (13.22 YPR, 29 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Rashard Mendenhall: 38 rushes for 148 yards (3.89 YPC, 37 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 3 receptions for 33 yards (11.00 YPR, 12 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Greg Jones: 1 rush for 5 yards (5.00 YPC, 5 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 2 receptions for 13 yards (6.50 YPR, 7 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Vincent Jackson: 8 receptions for 151 yards (18.88 YPR, 51 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Jeremy Maclin: 16 receptions for 215 yards (13.44 YPR, 27 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Steve Breaston: 12 receptions for 134 yards (11.17 YPR, 21 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Tight End:
Marcedes Lewis: 15 receptions for 216 yards (14.40 YPR, 39 LNG). 2 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Andrew Whitworth: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Harvey Dahl: 0 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
J.D. Walton: 2 sacks allowed. 4 tackles for loss allowed.
Louis Vasquez: 4 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Eugene Monroe: 1 sack allowed. 4 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Jared Allen: 19 tackles, 0 coverages, 4 sacks, 1 forced fumble.
Red Bryant: 11 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.
Terrance Knighton: 17 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble.
Cliff Avril: 8 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.

Linebackers:
Chad Greenway: 24 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks.
Curtis Lofton: 16 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.
Daryl Smith: 14 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.

Cornerbacks:
Darrelle Revis: 14 tackles, 9 coverages.
Tramon Williams: 16 tackles, 7 coverages.

Safeties:
Eric Berry: 11 tackles, 8 coverages, 1 interception.
Louis Delmas: 18 tackles, 3 coverages, 1 recovered fumble.

Kicker:
Robbie Gould: 9 of 9 (100.00%) field goals made. 6 of 6 extra points made.

Punter:
Adam Podlesh: 16 punts for 722 yards (45.12 YPP).

Returner:
Steve Breaston: 25 returns for 391 yards (15.64 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Toronto Assassins
Owner: x0x
Record: 1-2-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 1-1-0, Away: 0-1-0

Time of Possession %: 48.30
Turnover Differential: 0
Takeaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: Jay Cutler
Defensive MVP: Osi Umenyiora

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 335 (Average: 15)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 365 (Average: 15)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 47

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 66 (Per Game: 22), Total Yards: 979 (Per Game: 326)
Passing: 536 (Per Game: 178)
Yards per Pass: 6.09
Rushing: 443 (Per Game: 147)
Yards per Rush: 4.57

Touchdowns: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 17 (Per Game: 5)

Rush Ratio: 52.43
Completion %: 59.76%
Passer Rating: 91.31

Sacked: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Intercepted: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 2 - 27 (Per Game: 9), 3 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 4 - 19 (Per Game: 6), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 71 (Per Game: 23), Yards Allowed: 1106 (Per Game: 368)
Passing Allowed: 616 (Per Game: 205)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 5.98
Rushing Allowed: 490 (Per Game: 163)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 5.16

Touchdowns Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Punts Forced: 13 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio Against: 47.98
Completion % Allowed: 52.75%
Passer Rating Allowed: 83.45

Sacks: 12 (Per Game: 4)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 14 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 20 (Per Game: 6), 3 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 24 (Per Game: 8), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Jay Cutler: 49/82 (59.76%, 91.31 Rating) for 576 yards, 5 touchdowns, 2 interceptions. 6 rushes for 12 yards (2.00 YPC, 9 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Runningbacks:
Maurice Jones-Drew: 60 rushes for 277 yards (4.62 YPC, 34 LNG). 1 touchdown. 2 receptions for 29 yards (14.50 YPR, 15 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.
Reggie Bush: 30 rushes for 142 yards (4.73 YPC, 30 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 84 yards (14.00 YPR, 26 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Vonta Leach: 1 rush for 12 yards (12.00 YPC, 12 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 3 receptions for 29 yards (9.67 YPR, 20 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Larry Fitzgerald: 5 receptions for 92 yards (18.40 YPR, 33 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Wes Welker: 12 receptions for 154 yards (12.83 YPR, 44 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Percy Harvin: 10 receptions for 74 yards (7.40 YPR, 13 LNG). 3 touchdowns.

Tight End:
Kellen Winslow: 11 receptions for 114 yards (10.36 YPR, 21 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
Bryant McKinnie: 2 sacks allowed. 5 tackles for loss allowed.
Logan Mankins: 1 sack allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Jeff Saturday: 0 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Eric Steinbach: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Sam Baker: 3 sacks allowed. 4 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Jason Babin: 7 tackles, 1 coverage, 2 sacks.
Kevin Williams: 17 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.
Cory Redding: 9 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 1 safety.
Osi Umenyiora: 10 tackles, 0 coverages, 4 sacks, 1 safety.

Linebackers:
Calvin Pace: 10 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 sack, 1 recovered fumble.
Jonathan Vilma: 20 tackles, 0 coverages.
Rob Ninkovich: 18 tackles, 2 coverages, 3 sacks.

Cornerbacks:
DeAngelo Hall: 9 tackles, 18 coverages, 1 interception.
Quentin Jammer: 8 tackles, 9 coverages, 1 interception.

Safeties:
Kyle Arrington: 6 tackles, 1 coverage.
Jordan Babineaux: 4 tackles, 2 coverages.

Kicker:
Sebastian Janikowski: 7 of 8 (87.50%) field goals made. 5 of 5 extra points made.

Punter:
Mat McBriar: 17 punts for 803 yards (47.24 YPP).

Returner:
Reggie Bush: 22 returns for 335 yards (15.23 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Inactives:
Roman Harper: 12 tackles, 2 coverages.
Danieal Manning: 15 tackles, 3 coverages.

Tallinn Hammers
Owner: epicjets29
Record: 1-2-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 0-2-0
Home: 1-0-0, Away: 0-2-0

Time of Possession %: 48.32
Turnover Differential: -1
Takeaways: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Giveaways: 2 (Per Game: 0)

Offensive MVP: Tony Romo
Defensive MVP: Lance Briggs

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 295 (Average: 12)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 478 (Average: 17)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 45

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 76 (Per Game: 25), Total Yards: 1116 (Per Game: 372)
Passing: 824 (Per Game: 274)
Yards per Pass: 6.81
Rushing: 292 (Per Game: 97)
Yards per Rush: 4.42

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing Touchdowns: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 14 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio: 35.29
Completion %: 73.64%
Passer Rating: 111.82

Sacked: 11 (Per Game: 3)
Intercepted: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 2 - 24 (Per Game: 8), 3 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 29 (Per Game: 9), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 84 (Per Game: 28), Yards Allowed: 1114 (Per Game: 371)
Passing Allowed: 683 (Per Game: 227)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.51
Rushing Allowed: 431 (Per Game: 143)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 3.95

Touchdowns Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 9 (Per Game: 3)
Punts Forced: 12 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio Against: 54.50
Completion % Allowed: 65.88%
Passer Rating Allowed: 103.31

Sacks: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Interceptions: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumble Recoveries: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 16 (Per Game: 5), 2 - 19 (Per Game: 6), 3 - 21 (Per Game: 7), 4 - 25 (Per Game: 8), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Quarterback:
Tony Romo: 81/110 (73.64%, 111.82 Rating) for 897 yards, 6 touchdowns, 1 interception. 4 rushes for 15 yards (3.75 YPC, 5 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
Ryan Mathews: 31 rushes for 175 yards (5.65 YPC, 28 LNG). 2 touchdowns, 1 fumble. 4 receptions for 43 yards (10.75 YPR, 16 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Marshawn Lynch: 29 rushes for 103 yards (3.55 YPC, 10 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 4 receptions for 69 yards (17.25 YPR, 26 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Le'Ron McClain: 2 rushes for -1 yards (-0.50 YPC, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 1 reception for 9 yards (9.00 YPR, 9 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Greg Jennings: 15 receptions for 151 yards (10.07 YPR, 22 LNG). 1 touchdown.
A.J. Green: 21 receptions for 224 yards (10.67 YPR, 22 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Doug Baldwin: 11 receptions for 124 yards (11.27 YPR, 24 LNG). 2 touchdowns.

Tight End:
Greg Olsen: 25 receptions for 277 yards (11.08 YPR, 23 LNG). 2 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Sebastian Vollmer: 1 sack allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.
Stefen Wisniewski: 5 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Chris Myers: 4 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Wade Smith: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Andre Smith: 1 sack allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Jabaal Sheard: 11 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 forced fumble.
Richard Seymour: 10 tackles, 0 coverages.
Chris Canty: 13 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks.
Mathias Kiwanuka: 12 tackles, 0 coverages.

Linebackers:
Brian Cushing: 17 tackles, 1 coverage, 2 sacks.
NaVorro Bowman: 22 tackles, 0 coverages.
Lance Briggs: 16 tackles, 1 coverage, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble.

Cornerbacks:
Cortland Finnegan: 12 tackles, 12 coverages.
Ike Taylor: 16 tackles, 6 coverages, 1 interception, 1 forced fumble.

Safeties:
Kam Chancellor: 15 tackles, 2 coverages.
Kenny Phillips: 16 tackles, 1 coverage.

Kicker:
David Akers: 7 of 7 (100.00%) field goals made. 7 of 8 extra points made.

Punter:
Andy Lee: 14 punts for 641 yards (45.79 YPP).

Returner:
Leon Washington: 23 returns for 295 yards (12.83 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Kansas City Knights
Owner: PSID412
Record: 0-3-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 0-2-0
Home: 0-1-0, Away: 0-2-0

Time of Possession %: 51.44
Turnover Differential: 0
Takeaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: Frank Gore
Defensive MVP: Terrell Thomas

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 291 (Average: 15)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 212 (Average: 12)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 47

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 76 (Per Game: 25), Total Yards: 1140 (Per Game: 380)
Passing: 649 (Per Game: 216)
Yards per Pass: 6.98
Rushing: 491 (Per Game: 163)
Yards per Rush: 4.72

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 11 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio: 52.79
Completion %: 58.14%
Passer Rating: 93.60

Sacked: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Intercepted: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 6 (Per Game: 2), 3 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 4 - 47 (Per Game: 15), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 87 (Per Game: 29), Yards Allowed: 1178 (Per Game: 392)
Passing Allowed: 581 (Per Game: 193)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 6.92
Rushing Allowed: 597 (Per Game: 199)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 5.85

Touchdowns Allowed: 10 (Per Game: 3)
Passing TDs Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Punts Forced: 10 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio Against: 54.84
Completion % Allowed: 65.43%
Passer Rating Allowed: 105.89

Sacks: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 21 (Per Game: 7), 2 - 41 (Per Game: 13), 3 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 12 (Per Game: 4), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0

Quarterback:
Matthew Stafford: 50/86 (58.14%, 93.60 Rating) for 689 yards, 5 touchdowns, 2 interceptions. 2 rushes for 13 yards (6.50 YPC, 11 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
Frank Gore: 67 rushes for 343 yards (5.12 YPC, 22 LNG). 3 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 39 yards (6.50 YPR, 10 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
BenJarvus Green-Ellis: 32 rushes for 133 yards (4.16 YPC, 20 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 3 receptions for 42 yards (14.00 YPR, 19 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Darrel Young: 3 rushes for 2 yards (0.67 YPC, 3 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Mike Wallace: 14 receptions for 247 yards (17.64 YPR, 75 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Pierre Garçon: 14 receptions for 216 yards (15.43 YPR, 26 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Ted Ginn: 2 receptions for 33 yards (16.50 YPR, 21 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Heath Miller: 11 receptions for 112 yards (10.18 YPR, 18 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Jake Long: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Ben Grubbs: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Ryan Kalil: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Bobbie Williams: 2 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Anthony Collins: 4 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Chris Long: 7 tackles, 0 coverages.
Tyson Alualu: 7 tackles, 0 coverages.
Barry Cofield: 8 tackles, 0 coverages.
Robert Quinn: 12 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack.

Linebackers:
Kamerion Wimbley: 16 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 recovered fumble.
James Laurinaitis: 22 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack.
Keith Rivers: 17 tackles, 0 coverages.

Cornerbacks:
Brandon Flowers: 11 tackles, 8 coverages.
Terrell Thomas: 12 tackles, 4 coverages, 1 sack, 2 interceptions, 1 forced fumble.

Safeties:
Ryan Clark: 14 tackles, 8 coverages.
Patrick Chung: 15 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 forced fumble.

Kicker:
Ryan Succop: 7 of 11 (63.64%) field goals made. 7 of 7 extra points made.

Punter:
Steve Weatherford: 11 punts for 517 yards (47.00 YPP).

Returner:
Ted Ginn: 19 returns for 291 yards (15.32 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Green Division

Las Vegas Casinos
Owner: steelcurtain29
Record: 1-2-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 1-1-0, Away: 0-1-0

Time of Possession %: 48.62
Turnover Differential: -4
Takeaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 7 (Per Game: 2)

Offensive MVP: Ahmad Bradshaw
Defensive MVP: Isaac Sopoaga

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 163 (Average: 7)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 238 (Average: 10)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 43

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 74 (Per Game: 24), Total Yards: 1418 (Per Game: 472)
Passing: 903 (Per Game: 301)
Yards per Pass: 8.06
Rushing: 515 (Per Game: 171)
Yards per Rush: 5.20

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 16 (Per Game: 5)

Rush Ratio: 46.92
Completion %: 62.04%
Passer Rating: 75.73

Sacked: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Intercepted: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 24 (Per Game: 8), 2 - 23 (Per Game: 7), 3 - 17 (Per Game: 5), 4 - 10 (Per Game: 3), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 74 (Per Game: 24), Yards Allowed: 1339 (Per Game: 446)
Passing Allowed: 683 (Per Game: 227)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 6.90
Rushing Allowed: 656 (Per Game: 218)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 5.29

Touchdowns Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 20 (Per Game: 6)

Rush Ratio Against: 55.61
Completion % Allowed: 63.04%
Passer Rating Allowed: 92.80

Sacks: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 20 (Per Game: 6), 2 - 27 (Per Game: 9), 3 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 4 - 14 (Per Game: 4), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Quarterback:
Ben Roethlisberger: 67/108 (62.04%, 75.73 Rating) for 929 yards, 3 touchdowns, 6 interceptions. 6 rushes for 61 yards (10.17 YPC, 36 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
Ahmad Bradshaw: 58 rushes for 271 yards (4.67 YPC, 17 LNG). 3 touchdowns. 7 receptions for 80 yards (11.43 YPR, 24 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Mark Ingram: 33 rushes for 177 yards (5.36 YPC, 20 LNG). 1 touchdown. 4 receptions for 40 yards (10.00 YPR, 20 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Lousaka Polite: 2 rushes for 6 yards (3.00 YPC, 6 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 1 reception for 13 yards (13.00 YPR, 13 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Reggie Wayne: 15 receptions for 204 yards (13.60 YPR, 27 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Kenny Britt: 16 receptions for 223 yards (13.94 YPR, 26 LNG). 1 touchdown, 2 fumbles.
Antonio Brown: 9 receptions for 124 yards (13.78 YPR, 24 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Dallas Clark: 15 receptions for 245 yards (16.33 YPR, 55 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
Ryan Clady: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Chris Snee: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Alex Mack: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Zane Beadles: 3 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
David Stewart: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Mario Williams: 19 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks.
Darnell Dockett: 19 tackles, 0 coverages.
Isaac Sopoaga: 14 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks.
J.J. Watt: 8 tackles, 1 coverage, 2 sacks.

Linebackers:
D.J. Williams: 27 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 forced fumble.
Rey Maualuga: 20 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 forced fumble.
Derrick Johnson: 19 tackles, 2 coverages.

Cornerbacks:
Corey Webster: 7 tackles, 9 coverages.
Tracy Porter: 14 tackles, 7 coverages, 1 interception.

Safeties:
Jim Leonhard: 17 tackles, 4 coverages, 1 interception.
Antoine Bethea: 16 tackles, 3 coverages, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.

Kicker:
Stephen Gostkowski: 6 of 8 (75.00%) field goals made. 8 of 8 extra points made.

Punter:
Dustin Colquitt: 16 punts for 703 yards (43.94 YPP).

Returner:
Antonio Brown: 23 returns for 163 yards (7.09 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Texas Armadillos
Owner: YoungBucs15
Record: 1-2-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 0-2-0
Home: 1-0-0, Away: 0-2-0

Time of Possession %: 50.89
Turnover Differential: 1
Takeaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 2 (Per Game: 0)

Offensive MVP: Aaron Rodgers
Defensive MVP: Nick Collins

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 330 (Average: 16)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 326 (Average: 16)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 38

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 75 (Per Game: 25), Total Yards: 1189 (Per Game: 396)
Passing: 829 (Per Game: 276)
Yards per Pass: 7.21
Rushing: 360 (Per Game: 120)
Yards per Rush: 4.19

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing Touchdowns: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Punts: 13 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio: 42.79
Completion %: 63.64%
Passer Rating: 101.86

Sacked: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Intercepted: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 12 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 24 (Per Game: 8), 3 - 14 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 25 (Per Game: 8), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 87 (Per Game: 29), Yards Allowed: 1266 (Per Game: 422)
Passing Allowed: 811 (Per Game: 270)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 8.72
Rushing Allowed: 455 (Per Game: 151)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.50

Touchdowns Allowed: 10 (Per Game: 3)
Passing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Field Goals Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 9 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio Against: 52.06
Completion % Allowed: 71.43%
Passer Rating Allowed: 104.65

Sacks: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 1 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 20 (Per Game: 6), 2 - 19 (Per Game: 6), 3 - 28 (Per Game: 9), 4 - 20 (Per Game: 6), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Aaron Rodgers: 70/110 (63.64%, 101.86 Rating) for 854 yards, 6 touchdowns, 1 interception. 12 rushes for 50 yards (4.17 YPC, 10 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Runningbacks:
Ben Tate: 44 rushes for 174 yards (3.95 YPC, 20 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble. 5 receptions for 88 yards (17.60 YPR, 22 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
LeGarrette Blount: 27 rushes for 132 yards (4.89 YPC, 17 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 55 yards (9.17 YPR, 13 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Marcel Reece: 3 rushes for 4 yards (1.33 YPC, 4 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 1 reception for 8 yards (8.00 YPR, 8 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Jordy Nelson: 19 receptions for 247 yards (13.00 YPR, 28 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble.
Mike Williams: 14 receptions for 128 yards (9.14 YPR, 21 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble.
Devin Hester: 6 receptions for 84 yards (14.00 YPR, 20 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Jermichael Finley: 19 receptions for 244 yards (12.84 YPR, 30 LNG). 2 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Jordan Gross: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Andy Levitre: 1 sack allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.
Matt Birk: 1 sack allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Steve Hutchinson: 1 sack allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Bryan Bulaga: 2 sacks allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Julius Peppers: 14 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble.
Linval Joseph: 15 tackles, 0 coverages.
Ziggy Hood: 6 tackles, 0 coverages.
Trent Cole: 8 tackles, 0 coverages.

Linebackers:
James Anderson: 27 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.
E.J. Henderson: 16 tackles, 1 coverage.
Brooks Reed: 15 tackles, 0 coverages.

Cornerbacks:
Richard Marshall: 14 tackles, 8 coverages, 1 interception.
Tarell Brown: 11 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 forced fumble.

Safeties:
Donte Whitner: 11 tackles, 6 coverages.
Nick Collins: 21 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 interception, 1 touchdown.

Kicker:
Connor Barth: 4 of 5 (80.00%) field goals made. 7 of 8 extra points made.

Punter:
Shane Lechler: 13 punts for 505 yards (38.85 YPP).

Returner:
Devin Hester: 20 returns for 330 yards (16.50 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Miami Dolphins
Owner: FinsWin
Record: 1-2-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 0-2-0
Home: 1-1-0, Away: 0-1-0

Time of Possession %: 46.92
Turnover Differential: 1
Takeaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 2 (Per Game: 0)

Offensive MVP: Matt Ryan
Defensive MVP: Antrel Rolle

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 227 (Average: 11)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 355 (Average: 15)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 43

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 80 (Per Game: 26), Total Yards: 1057 (Per Game: 352)
Passing: 695 (Per Game: 231)
Yards per Pass: 7.32
Rushing: 362 (Per Game: 120)
Yards per Rush: 4.11

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing Touchdowns: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 12 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio: 48.09
Completion %: 65.17%
Passer Rating: 103.68

Sacked: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Intercepted: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 9 (Per Game: 3), 3 - 14 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 44 (Per Game: 14), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 76 (Per Game: 25), Yards Allowed: 1059 (Per Game: 353)
Passing Allowed: 500 (Per Game: 166)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 5.95
Rushing Allowed: 559 (Per Game: 186)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.54

Touchdowns Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 12 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio Against: 59.42
Completion % Allowed: 53.09%
Passer Rating Allowed: 83.20

Sacks: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 1 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 20 (Per Game: 6), 2 - 16 (Per Game: 5), 3 - 27 (Per Game: 9), 4 - 13 (Per Game: 4), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Matt Ryan: 58/89 (65.17%, 103.68 Rating) for 730 yards, 6 touchdowns, 2 interceptions. 0 rushes for 0 yards (0.00 YPC, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Runningbacks:
Darren McFadden: 60 rushes for 274 yards (4.57 YPC, 27 LNG). 2 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 3 receptions for 30 yards (10.00 YPR, 15 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Beanie Wells: 26 rushes for 84 yards (3.23 YPC, 19 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 83 yards (13.83 YPR, 16 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Moran Norris: 2 rushes for 4 yards (2.00 YPC, 3 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 1 reception for 14 yards (14.00 YPR, 14 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Brandon Marshall: 12 receptions for 152 yards (12.67 YPR, 26 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Sidney Rice: 17 receptions for 225 yards (13.24 YPR, 34 LNG). 3 touchdowns, 1 fumble.
Jonathan Baldwin: 10 receptions for 101 yards (10.10 YPR, 16 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Jason Witten: 9 receptions for 125 yards (13.89 YPR, 22 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Matt Light: 0 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Vernon Carey: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Mike Pouncey: 3 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Jake Scott: 2 sacks allowed. 4 tackles for loss allowed.
Michael Oher: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Randy Starks: 12 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.
Vince Wilfork: 17 tackles, 0 coverages.
Jason Jones: 12 tackles, 0 coverages.

Linebackers:
Shaun Phillips: 17 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack.
Karlos Dansby: 20 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 recovered fumble.
Jerod Mayo: 16 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 sack.
Anthony Spencer: 9 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 forced fumble.

Cornerbacks:
Champ Bailey: 13 tackles, 14 coverages, 1 forced fumble.
Jimmy Smith: 6 tackles, 6 coverages.

Safeties:
Troy Polamalu: 22 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 interception.
Antrel Rolle: 13 tackles, 3 coverages, 1 interception, 1 touchdown.

Kicker:
Dan Carpenter: 6 of 7 (85.71%) field goals made. 8 of 8 extra points made.

Punter:
Brandon Fields: 12 punts for 516 yards (43.00 YPP).

Returner:
Jonathan Baldwin: 20 returns for 227 yards (11.35 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Harlem Notrotters
Owner: Remixxxxxxx
Record: 2-1-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 2-0-0
Home: 0-1-0, Away: 2-0-0

Time of Possession %: 53.30
Turnover Differential: 3
Takeaways: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Giveaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: LeSean McCoy
Defensive MVP: Kyle D. Williams

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 240 (Average: 14)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 319 (Average: 18)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 43

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 82 (Per Game: 27), Total Yards: 1146 (Per Game: 382)
Passing: 647 (Per Game: 215)
Yards per Pass: 7.70
Rushing: 499 (Per Game: 166)
Yards per Rush: 3.96

Touchdowns: 9 (Per Game: 3)
Passing Touchdowns: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 11 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio: 60.00
Completion %: 65.00%
Passer Rating: 97.34

Sacked: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Intercepted: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 1 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 19 (Per Game: 6), 2 - 0 (Per Game: 0), 3 - 23 (Per Game: 7), 4 - 40 (Per Game: 13), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 83 (Per Game: 27), Yards Allowed: 1091 (Per Game: 363)
Passing Allowed: 705 (Per Game: 235)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.83
Rushing Allowed: 386 (Per Game: 128)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.11

Touchdowns Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 9 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio Against: 51.09
Completion % Allowed: 65.88%
Passer Rating Allowed: 89.19

Sacks: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Interceptions: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 3 (Per Game: 1), 2 - 23 (Per Game: 7), 3 - 14 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 40 (Per Game: 13), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Quarterback:
Philip Rivers: 52/80 (65.00%, 97.34 Rating) for 669 yards, 4 touchdowns, 2 interceptions. 6 rushes for 12 yards (2.00 YPC, 7 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
LeSean McCoy: 68 rushes for 301 yards (4.43 YPC, 16 LNG). 4 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 5 receptions for 46 yards (9.20 YPR, 16 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Peyton Hillis: 50 rushes for 177 yards (3.54 YPC, 14 LNG). 1 touchdown. 4 receptions for 51 yards (12.75 YPR, 18 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Ahmard Hall: 2 rushes for 9 yards (4.50 YPC, 6 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Roddy White: 9 receptions for 120 yards (13.33 YPR, 28 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Anquan Boldin: 8 receptions for 119 yards (14.88 YPR, 43 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Robert Meachem: 10 receptions for 122 yards (12.20 YPR, 29 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Vernon Davis: 16 receptions for 211 yards (13.19 YPR, 25 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
Jason Peters: 1 sack allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Todd Herremans: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Jason Brown: 1 sack allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.
Robert Gallery: 0 sacks allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Russell Okung: 1 sack allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Justin Smith: 5 tackles, 0 coverages.
Kyle D. Williams: 20 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks, 2 forced fumbles.
Lamarr Houston: 8 tackles, 1 coverage.

Linebackers:
Tamba Hali: 13 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack.
Paul Posluszny: 15 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 interception.
DeMeco Ryans: 20 tackles, 0 coverages.
Brian Orakpo: 12 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack.

Cornerbacks:
Brent Grimes: 9 tackles, 7 coverages, 1 interception.
Aqib Talib: 11 tackles, 8 coverages.

Safeties:
Tyvon Branch: 25 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 recovered fumble.
Michael Griffin: 11 tackles, 1 coverage, 2 interceptions, 1 recovered fumble.

Kicker:
Josh Brown: 7 of 10 (70.00%) field goals made. 7 of 7 extra points made.

Punter:
Chris Kluwe: 11 punts for 482 yards (43.82 YPP).

Returner:
Johnny Knox: 17 returns for 240 yards (14.12 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Yellow Division

Motor City Machine Gunners
Owner: Lionsfanforever
Record: 1-2-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 1-1-0, Away: 0-1-0

Time of Possession %: 51.93
Turnover Differential: 4
Takeaways: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Giveaways: 2 (Per Game: 0)

Offensive MVP: Steven Jackson
Defensive MVP: Antonio Cromartie

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 345 (Average: 19)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 272 (Average: 11)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 38

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 64 (Per Game: 21), Total Yards: 1130 (Per Game: 376)
Passing: 490 (Per Game: 163)
Yards per Pass: 5.27
Rushing: 640 (Per Game: 213)
Yards per Rush: 5.25

Touchdowns: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Rushing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Punts: 19 (Per Game: 6)

Rush Ratio: 56.74
Completion %: 65.00%
Passer Rating: 94.38

Sacked: 13 (Per Game: 4)
Intercepted: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbles Lost: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 7 (Per Game: 2), 2 - 16 (Per Game: 5), 3 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 4 - 28 (Per Game: 9), OT - 3 (Per Game: 1)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 84 (Per Game: 28), Yards Allowed: 1235 (Per Game: 411)
Passing Allowed: 671 (Per Game: 223)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 8.08
Rushing Allowed: 564 (Per Game: 188)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.86

Touchdowns Allowed: 9 (Per Game: 3)
Passing TDs Allowed: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 12 (Per Game: 4)

Rush Ratio Against: 58.29
Completion % Allowed: 66.23%
Passer Rating Allowed: 90.23

Sacks: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Interceptions: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 45 (Per Game: 15), 3 - 17 (Per Game: 5), 4 - 9 (Per Game: 3), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Tom Brady: 52/80 (65.00%, 94.38 Rating) for 572 yards, 2 touchdowns, 0 interceptions. 1 rush for 0 yards (0.00 YPC, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.

Runningbacks:
Steven Jackson: 79 rushes for 476 yards (6.03 YPC, 31 LNG). 4 touchdowns. 2 receptions for 20 yards (10.00 YPR, 14 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Mike Tolbert: 40 rushes for 154 yards (3.85 YPC, 18 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble. 2 receptions for 21 yards (10.50 YPR, 15 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Lawrence Vickers: 2 rushes for 10 yards (5.00 YPC, 7 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 2 receptions for 28 yards (14.00 YPR, 16 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
DeSean Jackson: 10 receptions for 125 yards (12.50 YPR, 22 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Santonio Holmes: 13 receptions for 148 yards (11.38 YPR, 21 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Demaryius Thomas: 10 receptions for 105 yards (10.50 YPR, 19 LNG). 2 touchdowns.

Tight End:
Brandon Pettigrew: 13 receptions for 125 yards (9.62 YPR, 20 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Jeff Otah: 2 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
David Diehl: 4 sacks allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.
Nick Mangold: 1 sack allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Rob Sims: 1 sack allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Nate Solder: 5 sacks allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Calais Campbell: 11 tackles, 0 coverages.
Cullen Jenkins: 17 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks.
Gerald McCoy: 21 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble.
Tyson Jackson: 12 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.

Linebackers:
A.J. Hawk: 23 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 interception.
Patrick Willis: 14 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 forced fumble.
Ahmad Brooks: 10 tackles, 0 coverages.

Cornerbacks:
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie: 7 tackles, 7 coverages.
Antonio Cromartie: 15 tackles, 7 coverages, 3 interceptions.

Safeties:
Yeremiah Bell: 16 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 sack.
Michael Huff: 16 tackles, 2 coverages, 1 interception, 1 recovered fumble.

Kicker:
Jason Hanson: 5 of 6 (83.33%) field goals made. 7 of 7 extra points made.

Punter:
Sam Koch: 19 punts for 735 yards (38.68 YPP).

Returner:
Joshua Cribbs: 18 returns for 345 yards (19.17 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Pittsburgh Waffles
Owner: waffles7
Record: 2-1-0
Division: 0-1-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 1-1-0, Away: 1-0-0

Time of Possession %: 46.70
Turnover Differential: -3
Takeaways: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Giveaways: 5 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: Michael Vick
Defensive MVP: LaRon Landry

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 210 (Average: 16)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 338 (Average: 18)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 49

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 87 (Per Game: 29), Total Yards: 1184 (Per Game: 394)
Passing: 608 (Per Game: 202)
Yards per Pass: 7.41
Rushing: 576 (Per Game: 192)
Yards per Rush: 5.65

Touchdowns: 10 (Per Game: 3)
Passing Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing Touchdowns: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 6 (Per Game: 2)

Rush Ratio: 55.43
Completion %: 62.96%
Passer Rating: 108.72

Sacked: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Intercepted: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumbles Lost: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 24 (Per Game: 8), 2 - 12 (Per Game: 4), 3 - 31 (Per Game: 10), 4 - 20 (Per Game: 6), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 85 (Per Game: 28), Yards Allowed: 1216 (Per Game: 405)
Passing Allowed: 816 (Per Game: 272)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.03
Rushing Allowed: 400 (Per Game: 133)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.26

Touchdowns Allowed: 9 (Per Game: 3)
Passing TDs Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 6 (Per Game: 2)

Rush Ratio Against: 44.76
Completion % Allowed: 67.59%
Passer Rating Allowed: 102.66

Sacks: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Fumble Recoveries: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 2 - 19 (Per Game: 6), 3 - 13 (Per Game: 4), 4 - 40 (Per Game: 13), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Michael Vick: 51/81 (62.96%, 108.72 Rating) for 613 yards, 8 touchdowns, 2 interceptions. 20 rushes for 173 yards (8.65 YPC, 24 LNG). 1 touchdown, 2 fumbles.

Runningbacks:
DeAngelo Williams: 50 rushes for 233 yards (4.66 YPC, 15 LNG). 1 touchdown. 7 receptions for 69 yards (9.86 YPR, 20 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Brandon Jacobs: 30 rushes for 135 yards (4.50 YPC, 20 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 2 receptions for 15 yards (7.50 YPR, 14 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Ovie Mughelli: 2 rushes for 35 yards (17.50 YPC, 23 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Miles Austin: 16 receptions for 210 yards (13.12 YPR, 20 LNG). 4 touchdowns, 1 fumble.
Dez Bryant: 10 receptions for 116 yards (11.60 YPR, 23 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Eric Decker: 9 receptions for 109 yards (12.11 YPR, 18 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Rob Gronkowski: 7 receptions for 94 yards (13.43 YPR, 23 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Offensive Line:
Joe Thomas: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Josh Sitton: 1 sack allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Scott Wells: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Branden Albert: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Tyson Clabo: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Haloti Ngata: 15 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.
Jay Ratliff: 11 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 forced fumble.
Brett Keisel: 9 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks.

Linebackers:
LaMarr Woodley: 13 tackles, 2 coverages, 2 sacks.
Lawrence Timmons: 18 tackles, 3 coverages.
Brandon Spikes: 17 tackles, 2 coverages.
Aldon Smith: 16 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks.

Cornerbacks:
Joe Haden: 14 tackles, 10 coverages, 1 interception.
Vontae Davis: 17 tackles, 9 coverages.

Safeties:
LaRon Landry: 19 tackles, 3 coverages, 1 interception, 1 forced fumble.
Malcolm Jenkins: 17 tackles, 3 coverages, 1 forced fumble.

Kicker:
Neil Rackers: 6 of 7 (85.71%) field goals made. 9 of 9 extra points made.

Punter:
Mike Scifres: 6 punts for 295 yards (49.17 YPP).

Returner:
Dez Bryant: 11 returns for 175 yards (15.91 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Inactives:
Eric Decker: 2 returns for 35 yards (17.50 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Seattle Seahawks
Owner: Seahawks22
Record: 2-1-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 2-0-0
Home: 1-0-0, Away: 1-1-0

Time of Possession %: 49.34
Turnover Differential: 0
Takeaways: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Giveaways: 1 (Per Game: 0)

Offensive MVP: Jamaal Charles
Defensive MVP: Paul Soliai

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 336 (Average: 14)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 316 (Average: 15)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 44

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 75 (Per Game: 25), Total Yards: 1014 (Per Game: 338)
Passing: 438 (Per Game: 146)
Yards per Pass: 7.06
Rushing: 576 (Per Game: 192)
Yards per Rush: 4.65

Touchdowns: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Rushing Touchdowns: 5 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 9 (Per Game: 3)
Punts: 11 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio: 66.67
Completion %: 66.10%
Passer Rating: 94.03

Sacked: 3 (Per Game: 1)
Intercepted: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbles Lost: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 1 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 16 (Per Game: 5), 2 - 19 (Per Game: 6), 3 - 31 (Per Game: 10), 4 - 9 (Per Game: 3), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 76 (Per Game: 25), Yards Allowed: 1079 (Per Game: 359)
Passing Allowed: 677 (Per Game: 225)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 5.99
Rushing Allowed: 402 (Per Game: 134)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 5.15

Touchdowns Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals Allowed: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Punts Forced: 15 (Per Game: 5)

Rush Ratio Against: 40.84
Completion % Allowed: 65.35%
Passer Rating Allowed: 107.45

Sacks: 12 (Per Game: 4)
Interceptions: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 2 - 24 (Per Game: 8), 3 - 10 (Per Game: 3), 4 - 32 (Per Game: 10), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Cam Newton: 39/59 (66.10%, 94.03 Rating) for 462 yards, 2 touchdowns, 1 interception. 9 rushes for 72 yards (8.00 YPC, 17 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Runningbacks:
Jamaal Charles: 66 rushes for 379 yards (5.74 YPC, 53 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 1 reception for 11 yards (11.00 YPR, 11 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Jonathan Stewart: 49 rushes for 125 yards (2.55 YPC, 8 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 3 receptions for 40 yards (13.33 YPR, 21 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Jason Snelling: 0 rushes for 0 yards (0.00 YPC, 0 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 1 reception for 6 yards (6.00 YPR, 6 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Andre Johnson: 9 receptions for 118 yards (13.11 YPR, 30 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Stevonne Smith: 8 receptions for 115 yards (14.38 YPR, 36 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Lance Moore: 10 receptions for 121 yards (12.10 YPR, 28 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Tight End:
Tony Gonzalez: 7 receptions for 51 yards (7.29 YPR, 18 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
Jermon Bushrod: 0 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Brian Waters: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Casey Wiegmann: 1 sack allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.
Brandon Moore: 1 sack allowed. 2 tackles for loss allowed.
Erik Pears: 1 sack allowed. 3 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
Brodrick Bunkley: 10 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 recovered fumble.
Paul Soliai: 18 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks.
Andre Carter: 5 tackles, 1 coverage.

Linebackers:
DeMarcus Ware: 14 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks.
Brian Urlacher: 19 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 sack.
D'Qwell Jackson: 14 tackles, 2 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble.
Clay Matthews: 9 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks.

Cornerbacks:
Charles Tillman: 11 tackles, 5 coverages.
Chris Gamble: 15 tackles, 15 coverages.

Safeties:
Adrian Wilson: 20 tackles, 3 coverages.
Dashon Goldson: 13 tackles, 2 coverages.

Kicker:
Adam Vinatieri: 9 of 9 (100.00%) field goals made. 6 of 7 extra points made.

Punter:
Britton Colquitt: 11 punts for 485 yards (44.09 YPP).

Returner:
C.J. Spiller: 24 returns for 336 yards (14.00 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Rhode Island Majors
Owner: mgoblue44
Record: 2-1-0
Division: 1-0-0, Conference: 1-1-0
Home: 0-1-0, Away: 2-0-0

Time of Possession %: 53.12
Turnover Differential: 1
Takeaways: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Giveaways: 3 (Per Game: 1)

Offensive MVP: Peyton Manning
Defensive MVP: Dunta Robinson

Special Teams Stats:
KR/PR Yards: 481 (Average: 25)
KR/PR Yards Allowed: 329 (Average: 20)
KR/PR Touchdowns: 0 (Per Game: 0)
KR/PR TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Punt Average: 41

Offensive Stats:
Total Points: 79 (Per Game: 26), Total Yards: 1075 (Per Game: 358)
Passing: 698 (Per Game: 232)
Yards per Pass: 6.02
Rushing: 377 (Per Game: 125)
Yards per Rush: 4.28

Touchdowns: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Passing Touchdowns: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Rushing Touchdowns: 4 (Per Game: 1)
Field Goals: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Punts: 6 (Per Game: 2)

Rush Ratio: 43.14
Completion %: 64.76%
Passer Rating: 95.46

Sacked: 11 (Per Game: 3)
Intercepted: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbled: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumbles Lost: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs Allowed: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter: 1 - 17 (Per Game: 5), 2 - 23 (Per Game: 7), 3 - 20 (Per Game: 6), 4 - 19 (Per Game: 6), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Defensive Stats:
Points Allowed: 70 (Per Game: 23), Yards Allowed: 1059 (Per Game: 353)
Passing Allowed: 574 (Per Game: 191)
Yards per Pass Allowed: 7.09
Rushing Allowed: 485 (Per Game: 161)
Yards per Rush Allowed: 4.90

Touchdowns Allowed: 7 (Per Game: 2)
Passing TDs Allowed: 6 (Per Game: 2)
Rushing TDs Allowed: 1 (Per Game: 0)
Field Goals Allowed: 8 (Per Game: 2)
Punts Forced: 10 (Per Game: 3)

Rush Ratio Against: 55.00
Completion % Allowed: 58.23%
Passer Rating Allowed: 96.23

Sacks: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Interceptions: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Forced Fumbles: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Fumble Recoveries: 2 (Per Game: 0)
Safeties: 0 (Per Game: 0)
Defensive TDs: 0 (Per Game: 0)

Points Per Quarter Allowed: 1 - 6 (Per Game: 2), 2 - 12 (Per Game: 4), 3 - 24 (Per Game: 8), 4 - 28 (Per Game: 9), OT - 0 (Per Game: 0)

Quarterback:
Peyton Manning: 68/105 (64.76%, 95.46 Rating) for 773 yards, 4 touchdowns, 1 interception. 4 rushes for 1 yard (0.25 YPC, 4 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 2 fumbles.

Runningbacks:
Michael Turner: 60 rushes for 258 yards (4.30 YPC, 17 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 2 receptions for 19 yards (9.50 YPR, 11 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Fred Jackson: 20 rushes for 100 yards (5.00 YPC, 15 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 8 receptions for 111 yards (13.88 YPR, 19 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Michael Robinson: 4 rushes for 18 yards (4.50 YPC, 14 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 1 reception for 23 yards (23.00 YPR, 23 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Wide Receivers:
Marques Colston: 12 receptions for 157 yards (13.08 YPR, 28 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Steve Johnson: 15 receptions for 157 yards (10.47 YPR, 20 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Mario Manningham: 14 receptions for 160 yards (11.43 YPR, 27 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Tight End:
Dustin Keller: 16 receptions for 146 yards (9.12 YPR, 17 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Offensive Line:
D'Brickashaw Ferguson: 4 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Kris Dielman: 2 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Jonathan Goodwin: 2 sacks allowed. 1 tackle for loss allowed.
Chris Kemoeatu: 3 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.
Chad Clifton: 0 sacks allowed. 0 tackles for loss allowed.

Defensive Line:
John Abraham: 14 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.
Sedrick Ellis: 9 tackles, 0 coverages.
Sione Pouha: 7 tackles, 0 coverages.
Robert Mathis: 6 tackles, 0 coverages.

Linebackers:
Von Miller: 18 tackles, 0 coverages.
Ray Lewis: 21 tackles, 1 coverage.
Jo-Lonn Dunbar: 19 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack.

Cornerbacks:
Charles Woodson: 10 tackles, 8 coverages, 1 interception.
Dunta Robinson: 7 tackles, 11 coverages, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recovered fumbles.

Safeties:
T.J. Ward: 18 tackles, 4 coverages.
Eric Weddle: 11 tackles, 3 coverages, 1 interception.

Kicker:
Lawrence Tynes: 8 of 13 (61.54%) field goals made. 7 of 7 extra points made.

Punter:
Zoltan Mesko: 6 punts for 249 yards (41.50 YPP).

Returner:
Mario Manningham: 19 returns for 481 yards (25.32 YPR). 0 touchdowns.

Schedule

Week 1 (Wednesday, February 29th)
Kansas City Knights 24 @ Toronto Assassins 26
Tallinn Hammers 20 @ Cedar Rapids Barnstormers 23
Baltimore Ravens 17 @ Erie Admirals 14
Houston Bulls 16 @ East Carolina Pirates 13
Rhode Island Majors 27 @ Pittsburgh Waffles 22
Seattle Seahawks 19 @ Motor City Machine Gunners 17
Harlem Notrotters 25 @ Miami Dolphins 24
Texas Armadillos 20 @ Las Vegas Casinos 27

Players of the Week:
Wes Welker (TOR): 9 receptions for 122 yards (13.56 YPR, 44 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Jeremy Maclin (CR): 10 receptions for 120 yards (12.00 YPR, 27 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Leonard Weaver (BAL): 2 rushes for 6 yards (3.00 YPC, 4 LNG). 0 touchdowns. 3 receptions for 20 yards (6.67 YPR, 11 LNG). 2 touchdowns.
Dwayne Bowe (HOU): 8 receptions for 105 yards (13.12 YPR, 23 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Dunta Robinson (RI): 4 tackles, 5 coverages, 2 forced fumbles, 2 recovered fumbles.
Brodrick Bunkley (SEA): 5 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack, 1 recovered fumble.
LeSean McCoy (HAR): 20 rushes for 88 yards (4.40 YPC, 15 LNG). 1 touchdown. 2 receptions for 18 yards (9.00 YPR, 14 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Ben Roethlisberger (LV): 23/35 (65.71%, 90.77 Rating) for 285 yards, 0 touchdowns, 0 interceptions. 3 rushes for 13 yards (4.33 YPC, 5 LNG). 1 touchdown.

Week 2 (Saturday, March 3rd)
Toronto Assassins 15 @ Baltimore Ravens 17
Kansas City Knights 23 @ Erie Admirals 27
Tallinn Hammers 26 @ Houston Bulls 41
Cedar Rapids Barnstormers 24 @ East Carolina Pirates 27
Harlem Notrotters 23 @ Rhode Island Majors 22
Miami Dolphins 29 @ Pittsburgh Waffles 31
Texas Armadillos 29 @ Seattle Seahawks 36
Las Vegas Casinos 27 @ Motor City Machine Gunners 30

Players of the Week:
Jason Pierre-Paul (BAL): 6 tackles, 1 coverage, 2 sacks.
Adrian Peterson (ERI): 28 rushes for 233 yards (8.32 YPC, 37 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Drew Brees (HOU): 17/21 (80.95%, 150.50 Rating) for 268 yards, 2 touchdowns, 0 interceptions. 5 rushes for 8 yards (1.60 YPC, 6 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Joe Flacco (EC): 19/30 (63.33%, 126.39 Rating) for 355 yards, 2 touchdowns, 0 interceptions. 2 rushes for 16 yards (8.00 YPC, 10 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.
Kyle D. Williams (HAR): 9 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks, 2 forced fumbles.
Michael Vick (PIT): 14/22 (63.64%, 125.95 Rating) for 165 yards, 4 touchdowns, 0 interceptions. 7 rushes for 55 yards (7.86 YPC, 14 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Jamaal Charles (SEA): 29 rushes for 184 yards (6.34 YPC, 53 LNG). 1 touchdown. 1 reception for 11 yards (11.00 YPR, 11 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Steven Jackson (MC): 30 rushes for 205 yards (6.83 YPC, 31 LNG). 3 touchdowns. 1 reception for 14 yards (14.00 YPR, 14 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

Week 3 (Tuesday, March 6th)
Baltimore Ravens 37 @ Harlem Notrotters 34
Erie Admirals 20 @ Miami Dolphins 27
Houston Bulls 24 @ Texas Armadillos 26
East Carolina Pirates 24 @ Las Vegas Casinos 20
Rhode Island Majors 30 @ Toronto Assassins 25*
Pittsburgh Waffles 34 @ Kansas City Knights 29
Seattle Seahawks 20 @ Tallinn Hammers 30
Motor City Machine Gunners 17 @ Cedar Rapids Barnstormers 38
*International game

Players of the Week:
Jason Pierre-Paul (BAL): 6 tackles, 0 coverages, 2 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble.
Sidney Rice (MIA): 10 receptions for 116 yards (11.60 YPR, 34 LNG). 1 touchdown.
LeGarrette Blount (TEX): 13 rushes for 72 yards (5.54 YPC, 17 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 2 receptions for 19 yards (9.50 YPR, 13 LNG). 1 touchdown.
Chris Johnson (EC): 29 rushes for 203 yards (7.00 YPC, 48 LNG). 1 touchdown, 1 fumble. 1 reception for 21 yards (21.00 YPR, 21 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Mario Manningham (RI): 6 receptions for 85 yards (14.17 YPR, 27 LNG). 1 touchdown. 8 returns for 231 yards (28.88 YPR). 0 touchdowns.
Michael Vick (PIT): 20/31 (64.52%, 119.56 Rating) for 234 yards, 3 touchdowns, 0 interceptions. 8 rushes for 50 yards (6.25 YPC, 24 LNG). 0 touchdowns, 1 fumble.
Tony Romo (TAL): 30/37 (81.08%, 120.38 Rating) for 317 yards, 2 touchdowns, 0 interceptions. 1 rush for 5 yards (5.00 YPC, 5 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
Jared Allen (CR): 8 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks.

Week 4 (Friday, March 9th)
Kansas City Knights @ Tallinn Hammers
Cedar Rapids Barnstormers @ Toronto Assassins
Erie Admirals @ Houston Bulls
East Carolina Pirates @ Baltimore Ravens
Pittsburgh Waffles @ Seattle Seahawks
Motor City Machine Gunners @ Rhode Island Majors
Miami Dolphins @ Texas Armadillos
Las Vegas Casinos @ Harlem Notrotters

Week 5 (Monday, March 12th)
Baltimore Ravens @ Cedar Rapids Barnstormers
Erie Admirals @ Toronto Assassins
Houston Bulls @ Kansas City Knights
East Carolina Pirates @ Tallinn Hammers
Rhode Island Majors @ Las Vegas Casinos
Pittsburgh Waffles @ Harlem Notrotters
Seattle Seahawks @ Miami Dolphins
Motor City Machine Gunners @ Texas Armadillos

Week 6 (Thursday, March 15th)
Harlem Notrotters @ East Carolina Pirates
Miami Dolphins @ Baltimore Ravens
Texas Armadillos @ Erie Admirals
Las Vegas Casinos @ Houston Bulls
Toronto Assassins @ Motor City Machine Gunners
Kansas City Knights @ Rhode Island Majors
Tallinn Hammers @ Pittsburgh Waffles
Cedar Rapids Barnstormers @ Seattle Seahawks

Week 7 (Sunday, March 18th)
Toronto Assassins @ Tallinn Hammers
Cedar Rapids Barnstormers @ Kansas City Knights
Baltimore Ravens @ Houston Bulls
East Carolina Pirates @ Erie Admirals
Rhode Island Majors @ Seattle Seahawks
Motor City Machine Gunners @ Pittsburgh Waffles
Harlem Notrotters @ Texas Armadillos
Las Vegas Casinos @ Miami Dolphins

Week 8 (Wednesday, March 21st)
Tallinn Hammers @ Baltimore Ravens
Cedar Rapids Barnstormers @ Erie Admirals
Toronto Assassins @ Houston Bulls
Kansas City Knights @ East Carolina Pirates
Texas Armadillos @ Rhode Island Majors
Las Vegas Casinos @ Pittsburgh Waffles
Harlem Notrotters @ Seattle Seahawks
Miami Dolphins @ Motor City Machine Gunners

Week 9 (Saturday, March 24th)
Houston Bulls @ Harlem Notrotters
East Carolina Pirates @ Miami Dolphins
Baltimore Ravens @ Texas Armadillos
Erie Admirals @ Las Vegas Casinos
Seattle Seahawks @ Toronto Assassins
Motor City Machine Gunners @ Kansas City Knights
Rhode Island Majors @ Tallinn Hammers
Pittsburgh Waffles @ Cedar Rapids Barnstormers

Week 10 (Tuesday, March 27th)
Toronto Assassins @ Kansas City Knights
Cedar Rapids Barnstormers @ Tallinn Hammers
Erie Admirals @ Baltimore Ravens
East Carolina Pirates @ Houston Bulls
Pittsburgh Waffles @ Rhode Island Majors
Motor City Machine Gunners @ Seattle Seahawks
Miami Dolphins @ Harlem Notrotters
Las Vegas Casinos @ Texas Armadillos

Week 11 (Friday, March 30th)
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Knights
Erie Admirals @ Tallinn Hammers
Houston Bulls @ Cedar Rapids Barnstormers
East Carolina Pirates @ Toronto Assassins
Rhode Island Majors @ Miami Dolphins
Pittsburgh Waffles @ Texas Armadillos
Seattle Seahawks @ Las Vegas Casinos
Motor City Machine Gunners @ Harlem Notrotters

Week 12 (Monday, April 2nd)
Harlem Notrotters @ Erie Admirals
Miami Dolphins @ Houston Bulls
Texas Armadillos @ East Carolina Pirates
Las Vegas Casinos @ Baltimore Ravens
Toronto Assassins @ Pittsburgh Waffles
Kansas City Knights @ Seattle Seahawks
Tallinn Hammers @ Motor City Machine Gunners
Cedar Rapids Barnstormers @ Rhode Island Majors

Week 13 (Thursday, April 5th)
Tallinn Hammers @ Kansas City Knights
Toronto Assassins @ Cedar Rapids Barnstormers
Houston Bulls @ Erie Admirals
Baltimore Ravens @ East Carolina Pirates
Seattle Seahawks @ Pittsburgh Waffles
Rhode Island Majors @ Motor City Machine Gunners
Texas Armadillos @ Miami Dolphins
Harlem Notrotters @ Las Vegas Casinos

Week 14 (Sunday, April 8th)
Tallinn Hammers @ Toronto Assassins
Kansas City Knights @ Cedar Rapids Barnstormers
Houston Bulls @ Baltimore Ravens
Erie Admirals @ East Carolina Pirates
Seattle Seahawks @ Rhode Island Majors
Pittsburgh Waffles @ Motor City Machine Gunners
Texas Armadillos @ Harlem Notrotters
Miami Dolphins @ Las Vegas Casinos

Divisional Playoffs (Wednesday, April 11th)
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD

Conference Championships (Saturday, April 14th)
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD

Taco Bowl (Tuesday, April 17th)
TBD vs TBD

Pokebattles Flare Version, Battles 26-30: Vikks and Vick

2012-01-31T07:02:00.000-08:00

FLARE VERSION

Quite some time ago, I became enamored with a Pokemon parody known as Pokebattles (www.pokebattles.com) by Jason Ross. Much like others, I decided to write a few of my own, which turned into my own "Version", Flare Version. While a lot of it was amateurish due to my young age, I've decided to re-write it (and thereby improving the quality) and post it here on my blog for others to enjoy.

If you like Rikks' rival Vikks and hoped he would get more battles, this is a good series for you. A lot of the battles revolve around Vikks (or a body part of him). We are also introduced to Michael Vick, a football player who somehow got transported to Flare Version (the poor soul). At least he has some Dogfighting experience to fall back on.

Narrator text
Player text
God Text

Battle #26, Silly Mistake
Location: Fuchsia City
Player: Rikks the Outlaw [9-5-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, CHARCOAL)

Damnit! That bastard Vikks... he will... he will regret the day he ever crossed me!
I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN, VIKKS!
VIKKZALOT appeared!
CRIS appeared!
PIZAMAN appeared!
AH HA!! I FOUND YOU GUYS!!!
VIKKZALOT, CRIS, and PIZAMAN are SHOCKED!
Yes that's right! Now it is I who is sneaking up on YOU.
Prepare to be defeated, my long-term rivals!
VIKKZALOT doesn't KNOW who you ARE!
What lies are these?? Of course you know me! You're my rival, my arch-nemesis, Vikks!
You will return the badges you stole, or you will be defeated, right here, right now!
VIKKZALOT doesn't KNOW what you are TALKING ABOUT!
OH? Playing stupid, is it? Well, prepare to do battle then, fiend!
Get'm, CHARCOAL!
Okay, Charcoal, just as we practiced! Attack Vikks!
CHARCOAL doesn't see VIKKSALOT!
What?? Of course you do, he's right there! Attack him!
CHARCOAL shrugs!
CHARCOAL used ATTACK!
CHARCOAL is ATTACKING Enemy VIKKZALOT!
Enemy VIKKZALOT died!
HA! Take that, you sick bastard! Now to take my badges back...
No BADGES found on VIKKZALOT's CORPSE!
What? How can this be??
One of you two must have it!
CRIS and PIZAMAN INSIST that they HAVE NO BADGES!
Please! You continue this charade? Even after seeing how futile your deception is?
Well... I guess if you guys have a death-wish too...
CRIS wants to fight!
PIZAMAN wants to fight!
I was born ready!
CRIS sent out HISDAD!
PIZAMAN sent out TOWER!
HUH? You guys got new Pokemon? Since when??
CRIS and PIZAMAN have ALWAYS HAD these POKeMON!
Liars! I can always look it up in the Trainer Database, you know... Here we go.
Chris has a French whore and a Blue Eyes White Dragon and Pizzaman has a Cheese Pizza, Sausage Pizza, and a Mushroom Pizza!
Wait a minute...
Why are these Pokemon not listed in your Trainer Database entries??
OUTLAWRIKKS is thinking!
OUTLAWRIKKS finally GETS IT!
HUH? You guys really aren't them!
CRIS and PIZAMAN said NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
Sheesh, what are the chances that a "Pizaman", "Cris" and "Vikkzalot" would all exist and be together? Doh!
OUTLAWRIKKS really should have CAUGHT onto THIS SOONER!
Hmm... I better find the REAL Vikks then. Sorry for wasting your time, guys...
Couldn't escape!
Huh?
CRIS and PIZAMAN still want to fight!
What? Why?!
YOU killed their FRIEND, VIKKZALOT! DUH!
Dang it... Fine, if its a battle you want... Charcoal, use your Flamethrower attack!
CHARCOAL used FLAMETHROWER!
CHARCOAL pulled out a FLAMETHROWER and mowed down Enemy HISDAD!
Enemy HISDAD died a HORRIBLE FIERY DEATH!
HAH!
CRIS and PIZAMAN ran away in terror!
My power is awesome!
Vikks... you're next!
BATTLE used END!

Battle #27, Vikks the Heartless
Location: Safari Zone
Player: Vikks a Lot [3-5]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW, POLICEDOG)

Huh? Where is Chris and Pizzaman?
NARRATOR reminds VIKKSALOT that they didn't WANT TO PAY the ENTRY FEE for the SAFARI ZONE!
THEY thought it was a WASTE OF TIME!
Huh... oh yeah. I wonder why I forgot something like that.
PLOT DEVICE!
Oh... right.
Either way, this probably wasn't a good idea, in hindsight..!
VIKKSALOT's HEART is POUNDING!
Yeah, no shit, Narrator!
Rikks could attack at like, any moment!
IT is YOUR FAULT, anyway!
Huh?? What did I do to possibly deserve it!
VIKKSALOT stole OUTLAWRIKKS' BADGES!
STEALING is QUITE EVIL!
BAH!! As if that is THAT BAD!
VIKKSALOT sees OUTLAWRIKKS in the distance!
WHAT? HOLY SHIT!!
SHARP PAIN is felt in VIKKSALOTS' chest!
GAAH!! WHAT IS THIS ???
VIKKSALOT is having a HEART ATTACK!
What the hell!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
INNOCENT was LOST when you decided to STEAL!
VIKKSALOT shouldn't have been so HEARTLESS to OUTLAWRIKKS!
Ugh... Besides... you already.. used this joke... Da Zombie Man, remember?
But DAZOMBIEMAN didn't DIE from his HEART ATTACK!
Enemy HEART's attack continues!
UGH!! Damn it! Mercy, MERCY PLEASE!
MERCY still does not EXIST!
Can't we please work something out...? PLEASE?
NOT a CHANCE!
This is the FIRST TIME that the WEBMASTER allowed the NARRATOR to attempt to KILL VIKKSALOT!
Enemy HEART's attack continues!
Damn it... I'm dying... and since when is my heart an enemy, anyway?
Since it ATTACKED YOU!
HEY NOW! It never "wanted to fight"!
That's against the rules... isn't it??
SCREW the RULES, I have RED TEXT!
...
HEART wants to fight!
And if its fighting... that means I can fight back! Go Policedog!
Go, POLICEDOG!
HEART sent out HEART!
Err... now what...
Oh I know! Use Growl!
POLICEDOG used GROWL!
HAHA! That will intimidate my Heart into calling off its attack!
It does not affect Enemy HEART!
Enemy HEART's attack continues!
UGH!! Curses...!
C'mon Police Dog... do something ... for your master ... !!!
POLICEDOG used SOMETHING!
Erm... and...?
POLICEDOG joined Enemy HEART!
WHAT?
HEART withdrew HEART!
HEART sent out POLICEDOG!
Dang it..!
Well, at least the pain stopped...
Enemy POLICEDOG used BITE!
The PAIN resumed!
OWWWWWWWWW!!! OW OW OW!!!!!!
OUTLAWRIKKS heard the SCREAMING and is HEADED THIS WAY!
UGH! This is... not good...
HEART withdrew POLICEDOG!
Uh oh...
HEART used ATTACK!
Uggghhh!!! This is... the end !!!
VIKSKALOT fainted!
...
...
OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!
... Damn it, narrator.
VIKKSALOT is SUPPOSED to have FAINTED!
VIKKSALOT is LUCKY to even be ALIVE!
Grr...!
HEART ran away!
...

Player: Rikks the Outlaw [10-5-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARCOAL, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX)

...
Odd, you don't see someone's heart run away like that very often.
OUTLAWRIKKS checked VIKKSALOT's PULSE!
Especially with them still being alive...
I guess I'll use this opportunity to get my badges back...
OUTLAWRIKKS got the BADGES!
Horay!
BATTLE used END!

Battle #28, Michael Vick, Pokemon Master
Location: Fuchsia City
Player: Vikks' Heart [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: POLICEDOG)

Blub... blub... blub... blub...
HEART is still BEATING!
Blub... Yes, blub... I am... blub...
NARRATOR wants to KNOW why VIKKSALOT is still ALIVE!
Blub... I don't... blub... know... blub... You're the one... blub... that never... blub... narrated his... blub... death...
VIKKSALOT was HEARTLESS, anyway!
Then... blub... what am I?... blub
NARRATOR is confused!
Blub... Ha... blub... Ha!
Blub... blub... blub... blub... blub... blub... blub...
...
Blub... blub... blub... blub... blub... blub... blub...
Wild VICK appeared!
Blub... Of... blub... the Eagles...? Blub...
YES!
VICK said HI!
VICK wants to KNOW why he is HERE!
Blub... I ... blub... Don't know. Blub... you're the one... blub... that just "appeared"... blub.
VICK wants to KNOW where HERE is!
Blub... This is... blub... the Flare Version of... blub... Pokemon.
VICK wants to KNOW if there is FOOTBALL in FLARE VERSION!
Blub... nope!
VICK wants to KNOW if there is DOG-FIGHTING in FLARE VERSION!
Hmm... blub... Does this... blub... answer your question... blub?
Go for it, POLICEDOG!
VICK is pleased!
VICK thinks he can FIT very well in FLARE VERSION!
Good... blub... for you... blub...
VICK wants to KNOW if he can HANG AND ELECTROCUTE the DOGS who don't FIGHT WELL!
Err... blub... I've never heard... blub... of that practice... blub... of Pokemon training... blub...
VICK is angry!
Blub... Sorry...
VICK wants to KNOW why it is TALKING to a HUMAN HEART, anyway!
Blub... I escaped... blub... the chest... blub... of my... blub... human.
VICK thinks that is DISTURBING!
Blub... And?... blub...
VICK is getting SICK of your constant BLUBING!
I'm ... blub.. a heart... blub.... What do you... blurb... expect?
VICK wants to fight!
I... blub... accept... blub.
Go, ... blub... my Dog... blub...
POLICEDOG is already out!
VICK wants to KNOW what happens if he DOESN't HAVE a POKEY MAN!
Blub... send out... blub... yourself...
VICK sent out VICK!
There... blub... you go... blub...
VICK said COOL!
Enemy VICK used ELECTROCUTE!
Enemy VICK electrocuted POLICEDOG!
Blub... Somehow, ... blub... I should've expected... blub.... that...
Blub... Policedog... blub... use Bite... blub...
POLICEDOG used BITE!
VICK said OWWWWWWWWWWW!
Just... blub... Give up... blub...
VICK said he CAN'T!
VICK's GAMEBOY said he can't RUN AWAY from a TRAINER BATTLE!
Blub... sucks to be... blub... you...
VICK wants to go HOME!
Too... blub... bad.
VICK is angry!
Blub... blub... blub...
VICK used THROW!
VICK was widely inaccurate!
Blub... kay... blub...
VICK was so INACCURATE he LOST!
Yay... blub...
VICK is angry!
Yes... blub... I get it... blub...
VICK said he NEEDS a POKeMON!
Blub... Go find... blub... one, then.
VICK said OKAY!
BATTLE used END!

Battle #29, Vick's Weedle
Location: Viridian Forest
Player: Michael Vick [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

I want to go home...
VICK can't go HOME!
VICK is STUCK HERE for the REST of his LIFE!
Sigh... this narrator is getting annoying.
NARRATOR said this can be HARD or IMPOSSIBLE!
... Okay, fine. I'll cooperate.
I guess I should just find a Pokey man, alright?
Wild WEEDLE appeared!
I'm sorry... a "weed hill"? What in the name of illegal dog fighting is that?
WEEDLE is a CATERPILLAR Pokemon!
Oh boy... So uh... little weed thing... how did you just... appear?
WEEDLE doesn't KNOW!
WEEDLE wants to KNOW if you are going to CATCH IT!
Catch you?
I guess so. I mean, I do need to survive in this strange alien world.
WEEDLE notices VICK does not have a POKeBALL!
A pockey what?
POKeBALL came FLYING from the SKY to VICK's feet!
Err... just what is this strange red and white contraction?
Do I throw it or something?
NARRATOR said YES!
Oh! So its kind of like a Football!
NARRATOR said NOT EXACTLY but CLOSE ENOUGH!
Oh well... here goes nothing...
VICK threw the POKeBALL!
But it missed... badly!
VICK overthrew Wild WEEDLE by like... TWENTY YARDS!
Err... oops... let me try again.
VICK ran and got the POKeBALL!
Okay Weed hill... catch...
VICK threw the POKeBALL!
WEEDLE caught...
Awesome!
NO! AS in, WEEDLE caught the POKeBALL!
Erm... wasn't that the whole idea?
NO!
Oh...
WEEDLE throws the POKeBALL back to you!
VICK catchs the POKeBALL!
Oh?? It's a throw-off you want, huh?
Fine by me.
VICK used THROW REALLY REALLY HARD!
POKeBALL bounced off Wild WEEDLE!
HAH!
Wild WEEDLE was caught!
Ah, so that is what is supposed to happen...
Give a nickname to WEEDLE?
Hmm... Okay. Weed hill sounds better, anyway.
Maybe I can get some weed out of it...
WEEDHILL was sent to BILL's PC!
What or who in the name of John Madden is Bill?
BILL is a POKeMON COLLECTOR!
DID HE JUST STEAL MY POKEY MAN?
NARRATOR said NO!
VICK just needs to go to the POKeMON CENTER to RECEIVE IT!
Oh... alright then... but uh... what exactly is a Pokey center?
SIGH!
NARRATOR will SHOW YOU!

Location: Fuchsia Pokemon Center

Woah... how did I get here?
NARRATOR transported YOU here!
Huh... Trippy... So uh, how do I get my weed?
NARRATOR said to USE the PC!
Uh... kay...
VICK used the PC!
Hmm... okay... Vikk's PC... no.
Oak's PC? Who the hell is Oak?
Ah, here we go.. Bill's PC.
Which BOX would you LIKE to ACCESS?
Uh... the first one?
VICK and ONE POKeMON in BOX1!
Can I like... take it?
VICK withdrew WEEDHILL!
Touchdown!
BATTLE used END!

Battle #30, Gym Battle
Location: Fuchsia Gym
Player: Rikks the Outlaw [10-5-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARCOAL, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX)

Gym Battle..? Is that really the best titled you could think of for this battle?
YES!
Man... you're really starting to lose your creativity.
So uh... who is Fuchsia's Gym Leader, anyway?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
Err... I can see that. Here I am at the gym, and there is nothing here but the void.
You should've really thought ahead.
NARRATOR cares not for your COMPLAINTS!
NARRATOR has DECIDED who the GYM LEADER is!
Well?
FUCHSIA GYM LEADER is VICK!
Michael Vick? As in, the character just introduced?
YES!
You're kidding me...
NOPE!
VICK appeared!
VICK wants to KNOW what he is DOING HERE!
... He doesn't even know he's the Gym Leader?
NARRATOR explains to VICK that he is the new GYM LEADER!
NARRATOR goes ON to say that OUTLAWRIKKS wants to CHALLENGE HIM!
At least this will be an easy win...
VICK wants to fight!
Alright then! I don't really know what to expect, so I'll send out Gates.
Go for it, UNDEADGATES!
VICK sent out WEEDHILL!
Oooh! A Weedle!! I'm so scared...!
JESSIE appeared!
Uh oh! What do they want?!
VICK wants to KNOW who JESSIE is!
Jessie is a member of Team Rocket.
They like to steal people's Pokemon.
VICK is scared!
VICK doesn't want his WEEDHILL to be STOLEN!
Heh... you are new here.
Don't worry, Team Rocket never actually succeeds.
VICK said OH!
JESSIE tells BOTH OF YOU to HAND OVER all of your POKeMON!
...Erm.
So uh, Jessie... why is it that you don't even have Meowth or James to at least give you an illusion that you could possibly beat us?
JESSIE explains that they BETRAYED HER!
I see... so uh... yeah, you're dead.
JESSIE is angry!
JESSIE is SICK and TIRED of not being taken SERIOUSLY!
JESSIE wants to fight!
Well, now that that is taken care of, let's get back to our fight, Vick.
VICK isn't SURE!
Ally VICK wants to fight JESSIE!
Ally?
Ok, fine. We'll "deal" with Jessie. Even though she usually takes care of herself.
Ally VICK already has WEEDHILL out!
YOU already have UNDEADGATES out!
JESSIE sent out KOBRA!
Ooh... so your Snake has evolved. You still don't stand a chance.
Ally VICK said he is TIRED of these MOTHER-EXPLETIVEING SNAKES on this MOTHER-EXPLETIVEING PLANE!
Um... I think... that's the wrong black guy, narrator.
OH, NARRATOR KNOWS!
Ally VICK is AFRAID of SNAKES!
Don't worry... Just tell your Weedle to attack it.
Ally VICK refuses!
Ally VICK loves his WEEDHILL!
Who would've thought that Michael Vick would actually care about the creatures he forces to fight...
VICK ran away!
Oh well. He probably wouldn't be a big help anyway.
One on one it is.
Enemy KOBRA used POISON STING!
UNDEADGATES is poisoned!
Dang it. I hate that attack. It never does any damage but it ALWAYS seems to poison.
Whatever, use your Money attack! (This ought to be good)
UNDEADGATES used MONEY!
Enemy KOBRA was BRIBED to stop fighting!
JESSIE curses!
HAH.
JESSIE withdrew KOBRA!
JESSIE sent out JESSIE!
Hahahahahaha.... Gates, KILL!!!
UNDEADGATES used MONEY!
UNDEADGATES hired an ASSASSIN to KILL Enemy JESSIE!
Enemy JESSIE died!
Now that that's over...
VICK ran back!
VICK said THAT was AMAZING!
Bah... it was nothing.
VICK said you can have his GYM BADGE for your VICTORY over JESSIE!
I'd be honored.
VICK said its MAINLY due to him not wanting to DIE at the HANDS of YOU!
A common reaction.
OUTLAWRIKKS got the FOOTBALL BADGE!
Sweet.
VICK wants to JOIN YOU!
VICK wants to LEARN about this STRANGE UNIVERSE!
Eh, okay, sure. Why not....
...except for the fact that my alliances never seem to actually work.
VICK joined your party!
BATTLE used END!

FLARE VERSION Player Database

Rikks the Outlaw [11-5-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARCOAL, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX)

Vikks a Lot [3-6]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW)

Chris [4-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: FRENCHWHORE, BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON, DARKMAGICIAN [dead])

Yugi Moto [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GAIAKNIGHT, SUMMONEDSKULL, KURIBOH)

Jr. Trainer [0-1, dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: SANDSHREW [dead])

Rikks' Mom [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: CUTIEPIE)

Brock's Dad [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GEOCITIES [dead])

Reece Benlier [3-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: TENTALES, LUCARIO [dead])

Jar Jar Binks [2-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GUNGAN, CRYBABY, LUGIA)

James [1-3]
(Pokemon Lineup: KOFFING)

Jessie of Team Rocket [2-5] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: KOBRA)

Meowth [0-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Da Zombie Man [0-3]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Seto Kaiba [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: HITOTSU-ME-GIANT, JUDGEMAN [dead])

Random Pilot [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: JET)

Robotor the Robot [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MAGNEMITE, ROBOT [dead])

Schoolboy Danny [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: RATATTA)

Gym Leader Molds [no record yet] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: GLOOM, VILEPLUME)

Gymleader [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GRASS [dead])

Grassly, Little Girl [no record yet] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Police [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: GUN)

Professor Oak [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: PIKACHU)

Mr. Psychic [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: JYNX)

Old Woman [0-1] [dead]
(Poekmon Lineup: none)

Sabrina the Teenage Witch [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: FEMALEMR.MIME, KADABRA, ABRA)

Youngster Duggy [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MAGIKARP)

Master Sorcerer [0-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MINOMAGE)

Death Star 2 Spaceship Rabid Monkey of Doom [1-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Pizza Man [1-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHEESEPIZZA, PEPPERONIPIZZA [dead], SAUSAGEPIZZA, MUSHROOMPIZZA)

Vikkz a Lot [0-1] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Cris [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: HISDAD [dead])

Pizaman [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: TOWER)

Vikks' Heart [2-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: POLICEDOG)

Michael Vick [1-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: WEEDHILL)

Pokebattles Flare Version, Battles 21-25: Darkness Approaching

2012-01-28T05:59:00.000-08:00

FLARE VERSION

Quite some time ago, I became enamored with a Pokemon parody known as Pokebattles (www.pokebattles.com) by Jason Ross. Much like others, I decided to write a few of my own, which turned into my own "Version", Flare Version. While a lot of it was amateurish due to my young age, I've decided to re-write it (and thereby improving the quality) and post it here on my blog for others to enjoy.

In Battles 21 through 25, two major things happen. One, Rikks goes on a quest to defeat Sabrina, the leader of Saffron City. The other thing is a new invincible villain appears in the Flare Version universe and Vikks finally gets a victory over Rikks... what kind of new crazy villain is this? Find out!

Narrator text
Player text
God Text

Battle #21, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Location: Saffron Gym
Player: Sabrina the Teenage Witch [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: FEMALEMR.MIME, KADABRA, ABRA)

Hmm... what a wonderful day. I wonder where my Aunts, Hilda and Zelda, are.
ZELDA is BUSY in TWILIGHT PRINCESS and HILDA is BUSY in POKeMON BLACK and WHITE!
Wait... I get the Legend of Zelda joke, but Hilda is in Black and White?
YES! HILDA is actually the FEMALE MAIN CHARACTER's OFFICIAL NAME!
What really?
SABRINA used the PC!
SABRINA opened BULBAPEDIA!
You're right. How the heck did you know that?
NARRATOR didn't!
WEBMASTER simply did a GOOGLE SEARCH before WRITING this BATTLE for ANYONE known as HILDA!
WEBMASTER was PLEASED at the RESULT!
Either way, I didn't mean that Zelda and Hilda. I meant my Aunts.
OH.
HILDA and ZELDA are DEAD!
WHAT? How??
HILDA and ZELDA died in a DEADLY DOG SHOW!
What? How do you get killed in a DOG SHOW?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
But HILDA and ZELDA do!
Figures. I was wondering why it was taking them 3 days to get me that slice of pizza from the Pizza stand across the street.
Sigh... so... what to do today...
SABRINA could DEFEAT the NEIGHBORING GYM again!
Nah... too easy.
CONSIDERING they use FIGHTING-Type POKeMON, THAT is no SURPRISE!
Quiet, Narrator before I turn you into a toadstool!
NARRATOR is just a BOOMING VOICE!
NARRATOR can't be TURNED into a TOADSTOOL!
Well! I'll figure it out, somehow!
Aaah, screw it... I'm so hungry... Haven't eaten in 3 days...
SABRINA needs food, badly!
OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!
So, who is this then?
OUTLAWRIKKS wants to BATTLE you for your PSYCHO BADGE!
Aah, a Gym Challenger.
Yeah, this is no problem. But before you battle... do you mind getting me a slice of pizza? I'm dying of hunger, here.
OUTLAWRIKKS said FINE!
OUTLAWRIKKS left!
Hmm... Hopefully he doesn't find his way in that deadly Dog Show as well.
DUGGY appeared!
Oh... hey Duggy. Here to challenge me again?
DUGGY said YES!
But well... I beat you what... 77 times now?
I don't really think you stand much of a chance...
DUGGY said he trained his MAGIKARP to LEVEL 3!
Well uh... I guess that is an improvement over negative levels.
But you must remember, my Pokemon are far above Level 35!
DUGGY doesn't CARE!
DUGGY wants to fight!
Ugh... fine... whatever you say.
I'll start off with Kadabra!
Go, KADABRA!
DUGGY sent out MAGIKARP!
Lets see if your Magikarp can do something useful this time...
Enemy MAGIKARP used SPLASH!
Ugh...
It's a one hit KO!
WHAT?
KADABRA fainted. Use next Pokemon?
Of course! I can't lose like this... to Duggy!
Hmm... I guess I did underestimate him a bit though. Go, Abra!
Get'm, ABRA!
No more playing games! Psychic attack!
ABRA used PSYCHIC!
Enemy MAGIKARP fainted.
SABRINA defeated DUGGY!
I congratulate you on beating my Kadabra, but you are still in need for much training, child!
Listen to me... don't come back until your Magikarp is well above Level 30, alright?
DUGGY said OK!
DUGGY left!
Ugh... children.
Speaking of which, what is taking that Rikks kid so long with my pizza?
BATTLE used END!

Battle #22, Tibia Tales
Location: Plains of Havoc, Tibia
Player: Master Sorcerer [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: MINOMAGE)

Aaah! Another day playing Tibia acquiring Experience and money. With my awesome summoned Minotaur Mage!
MINOMAGE is staring at you FUNNY!
MINOMAGE wants to KNOW why you are RECAPPING this AWKWARDLY!
Huh... well, I just felt... possessed to. Either way, since when is there SOUND in this game?
THERE'S NOT!
MSORCERER is CLEARLY HALLUCINATING!
CIP SOFT would NEVER do SO MUCH WORK for the sake of TIBIA!
Sniff... sad but true.
KILLERNACHO appeared!
Umm... hello mate!
Have you noticed a booming voice in Tibia lately?
KILLERNACHO says HE has SUMMONED IT to DO its BIDDING!
Uh... and what is your bidding?
KILLERNACHO wishes to find SOULS to TORTURE in his REALITY known as FLARE VERSION!
Err... sure.
This must be one of those "role players".
GIANT FLAMING PORTAL appeared!
Oooh? This is new! A map update!
MSORCERER was HURLED through GIANT PORTAL!
Aaaaaaah!!!!!

Location: Saffron City

Ugh... just what is this place? I've never seen anything like this in Tibia!
MSORCERER arrived in FLARE VERSION!
WELCOME to the FIRST DAY of the REST OF YOUR LIFE!
I think I'll just backtrack through that portal now.
Couldn't escape!
PORTAL has ALREADY CLOSED!
Oh no..! This is too freaky, must be a bug of some kind... I'll just log off now...
You can't log out immediately after a hurl through a flaming portal!
Damn you, Tibia...
OUTLAWRIKKS appeared!
Um... hi!
OUTLAWRIKKS is WONDERING if you've seen a PIZZA SHOP!
OUTLAWRIKKS is being bit by DOGS, REPEATEDLY!
Err... no I haven't... why are you being pummeled by poodles?
Its kind of ... scary...
MSORCERER ran away!
Um, no I didn't...
YES you DID!
MSORCERER is now LOST in SAFFRON CITY!
Wooah! Look at these huge buildings. I never knew THIS existed in Tibia!
MSORCERER sees a POKeMON!
A pokey man? What the hell is that?
POKeMON are LOVING COMPANIONS! But some PEOPLE like to BATTLE THEM!
Oh... okay, sure.
MONKEY appeared!
So uh... is this a Pokey man?
NO, you MORON!
MONKEY is an ANIMAL!
Oh... just a normal monkey. Cool.
MONKEY: ME WANT TO EAT YOUR FLESSH!!! FLESSHHHHHH!!!!!!
UHH WHAT??
What is wrong with this Monkey??
MONKEY was renamed RABIDMONKEY!
Err... um...
RABIDMONKEY is staring at you!
RABIDMONKEY wants flesh, badly!
GAHH!! Run away!!
MSORCERER ran away!
RABIDMONKEY used PURSUIT!
RABIDMONKEY is in CLOSE PURSUIT!
Grr... a battle of wits, is it? Well I know how to play that game...
Minotaur Mage! Use your spell to shoot me into space!
MINOMAGE used SHOOT!
MSORCERER was shot into SPACE!
Hah. I'd like to see that Monkey get me up here.
RABIDMONKEY was renamed SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY.
SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY is STILL in CLOSE PURSUIT!

Uh oh...
MSORCERER needs air, badly!
Oh right. I knew I forgot about something.
Grr... what beats a Spaceship... I know! The Death Star! I've watched enough Star Wars to know that!
MSORCERER used SUMMON!
MSORCERER summoned a DEATH STAR!
Good. There's air in here too. Now Monkey, say your last words!
MSORCERER hit the RED BUTTON!
SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY is renamed DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY!
Oh, crap.
DEATHSTAR LASER BEAM hits DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY for NO AFFECT!
This sucks... I'm done for, aren't I?
YES, you ARE!
Damn it!
Wait a minute... my Logout block is off! Aha!
MSORCERER used LOG OFF!
MSORCERER logged off!
...
DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY: DAMN IT! SCREW TIBIA!! I WILL FIND MY FLESH ELSEWHERE... FLESSHHH!!!

Battle #23, Heroic Pizza Run
Location: Outside of Saffron Gym
Player: Rikks the Outlaw [8-4]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, CHARCOAL)

GRRR!! STUPID DOG!! OUCH!!!
OUUUCHHH!!
OUTLAWRIKKS is being BIT MERCILESSLY by DOGS!
WELL I CAN SEE THAT, NARRATOR! GOD!
PIZZAMAN appeared!
Hello, OWW... Kind Pizzaman. Could you please get these MUTS OFF OF ME?
PIZZAMAN reminds you that THEY are POODLES, not MUTS!
Fine fine, whatever, but can you help me??
PIZZAMAN says ONLY if you BUY a PIZZA!
Well.. I actually do need to buy a Pizza anyway.
OK! How much?
PIZZAMAN says that will COME TO around 700,000 YEN!
WHAT? 700,000? FOR A SINGLE PIZZA!!!
PIZZAMAN says DOLLARS to YEN EXCHANGE RATE is PRETTY BAD!
Yeah... BUT STILL!
PIZZAMAN wants to KNOW whether you want a PIZZA or NOT!
PIZZAMAN has PLENTY of OTHER CUSTOMERS!
LIKE WHO? There's NO ONE ELSE HERE!
PIZZAMAN says THATS not the POINT!
Either way, I do not have 700,000 Yen, so I can't.
PIZZAMAN is angry!
PIZZAMAN wants to fight!
C'MON... Can't we resolve ANYTHING without battling... OUCH
Say... ERrr... Over a pizza?
PIZZAMAN says NO!
PIZZAMAN sent out CHEESEPIZZA!
ARGh... a Food-type user I see... OUCH. Freaking Dogs.
Fine, go Charcoal!
The enemy is yummy! Go, CHARCOAL!
Cook that pizza!
CHARCOAL used COOK!
CHEESEPIZZA is now WELL-DONE!
Mmm.. looks even more Yummy now.
POODLES say YOU are ALSO YUMMY!
OUCH. AND WHY DO THE POODLES TALK?
PIZZAMAN says his CHEESEPIZZA smells DELICIOUS!
PIZZAMAN says WE should TALK ABOUT a JOB after this BATTLE!
PIZZAMAN now wishes to END THE BATTLE!
BATTLE ends in DRAW!
WHAT? How can he do that???
PIZZAMAN used FRYING PAN!
PIZZAMAN killed Enemy POODLES with the FRYING PAN!
Well gee... Thanks for that one.
Now... about that Pizza...
PIZZAMAN says he will GIVE YOU a PIZZA under ONE CONDITION!
Um... whats that?
PIZZAMAN wants to JOIN your PARTY!
PIZZAMAN adds that WITH your CHARCOAL, he could be THE BEST THERE EVER WAS...
I too strive to be the best Pokemon Trainer...
...at PIZZA-MAKING!
Oh well... I guess this wouldn't be too bad. Although I must warn you. Things usually end badly for those who travel with me.
PIZZAMAN doesn't CARE!
PIZZAMAN says he will TAKE THAT RISK!
Alright, if you insist.
PIZZAMAN joined the party!
OUTLAWRIKKS got the PIZZA!
Good... now to pay a visit with Sabrina...

Location: Saffron Gym

Uh... Sabrina? I got the Pizza you wanted!
SABRINA takes PIZZA!
SABRINA thanked YOU!
SABRINA says that YOU and HER can BATTLE NOW!
Okay, awesome! I've been waiting for this!
PIZZAMAN sits DOWN and WATCHES!
Heh... better get your popcorn ready! This is going to be a good one.
SABRINA sent out ABRA!
I'll start off with Undead Gates!
Go, UNDEADGATES!
Alright... let's try your Call of the Haunted attack!
UNDEADGATES used CALL OF THE HAUNTED.
UNDEADGATES pulled out a CELLPHONE and started calling HAUNTED PEOPLE!
Well.. I thought that move was worth a shot.
Enemy ABRA used PSYSHOCK!
Hmm... did some damage, but Gates is still up. Alright, lets try a Dark-type attack. Use Crunch, Gates!
UNDEADGATES' PHONE CALL continues!
Damn it...
Enemy ABRA used MEGA PUNCH!
What the ... ? How the heck does Abra learn Mega Punch?
Enemy UNDEADGATES fainted. Use next Pokemon?
More to the point... why did it affect Undead Gates when we have established he is a Ghost Type?
Sigh... whatever. I'll use Charcoal.
Get'm, CHARCOAL!
Hmm... well that Cook attack worked so well last time...
CHARCOAL used COOK!
Enemy ABRA was COOKED!
Enemy ABRA fainted!
YES! I suppose that attack is a lot better against non-Food-type Pokemon.
SABRINA sent out FEMALEMR.MIME
So uh... how can a "Mr." Mime be female, anyway?
NARRATOR doesn't KNOW!
Whatever... Charcoal, use Flamethrower!
CHARCOAL used FLAMETHROWER!
CHARCOAL is throwing FLAMES at FEMALEMR.MIME!
FEMALEMR.MIME fainted!
Aah, its nice to have Charcoal back. He always gets the job done.
SABRINA congratulates you on your VICTORY!
OUTLAWRIKKS got the PSYCHO BADGE!
Yay! Only three more Gym Badges!
THIS BATTLE has LINGERED ON FAR ENOUGH!
NARRATOR is SHOCKED it ALLOWED you to FIGHT TWO BATTLES in a ROW!
BATTLE used END!

Battle #24, Delicious Betrayal
Location: Entrance to Cycling Road
Player: Vikks [2-5]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW, POLICEDOG)

So... let me get this straight. I need to ride a bike... down that hill... to get to Fuschia City?
YES!
Well that sounds pretty easy.
CHRIS appeared!
Oh... hi Chris. What's up?
CHRIS is WAITING for OUTLAWRIKKS!
Oh... I see.
CHRIS wants to KNOW if YOU will HELP it AMBUSH OUTLAWRIKKS!
Well... I don't know. Last time we teamed up it didn't turn out so well, remember?
CHRIS says to COME ON!
CHRIS promises you can HAVE all the BADGES!
Well... I do need them after all...
Fine! We shall team up against a common enemy once again!
CHRIS joined the party!
Okay... so where should we set up this little ambush?
CHRIS suggests CYCLING ROAD!
Okay! Let's do it!

Location: Cycling Road
Player: OUTLAWRIKKS [9-4-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, CHARCOAL)

Hmm...
OUTLAWRIKKS used the TOWN MAP!
The easiest way to get to Fuschia City is through the Cycling Road, I see.
Yes... with my Bicycle, I should get there in a breeze!
NARRATOR does not REMEMBER OUTLAWRIKKS getting a BICYCLE!
I did it ... err... off-screen?
NARRATOR says OH!
Anyway...
OUTLAWRIKKS got on the BICYCLE!
OUTLAWRIKKS is RIDING DOWN the HILL!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
OUTLAWRIKKS crashed!
Owwww!!!! What the hell did I crash into??
... into VIKKS!
VIKKS! What are you doing here??
Let me guess... you want a Pokemon battle!
VIKKS is UNCONSCIOUS and CAN'T RESPOND!
Oh... right.
CHRIS used the REVIVE!
VIKKS is restored!
Wait, CHRIS?? He's here too??? Why didn't you say so, Narrator?!!
YOU never ASKED!
CHRIS says you should PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
VIKKS adds that you should MAKE IT DOUBLE!
Err... seriously guys?
That's the best thing you could come up with?
PIZZAMAN appeared!
PIZZAMAN says to WAIT UP!
Oh right... I forgot about that guy following me....
VIKKS says it will be a TWO on TWO then!
VIKKS and CHRIS want to to fight!
HAH! Anytime!
Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight!
WHAT?? Traitor!
Ally PIZZAMAN says it WANTS to fight CHRIS and VIKKS, not YOU!
Ah... the narration should be more clear on such important details.
Ally PIZZAMAN sent out PEPPERONIPIZZA!
Enemy VIKKS sent out POLICEDOG!
Enemy CHRIS sent out BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON!
Hmm... this seems like a good time for... Undead Gates!
The enemy is strong! Get'm, UNDEADGATES!
Ok... lets use your Call of the Haunted attack. Really, this time.
UNDEADGATES used CALL OF THE HAUNTED!
UNDEADGATES is CALLING --
NO HES NOT! HE'S BRINGING GHOSTS BACK TO LIFE!
--GHOSTS and BRINGING THEM back to LIFE!
Good, narrator...
But it failed!
Nooo!
Ally PEPPERONIPIZZA used YUMMY!
Ally PEPPERONIPIZZA is extra YUMMY!
Sigh...
Enemy POLICEDOG used DEVOUR!
Uh oh... poor Pizza.
Ally PEPPERONIPIZZA died!
Enemy POLICEDOG restored 25 HP!
Grr! The enemy is strong... we must fight harder!
Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight!
Ok... we've already established that.
Ally PIZZAMAN wants to fight YOU!
HUH? BUT WHY?
TRAITOR!
PIZZAMAN says he is JUST trying to save ITSELF!
PIZZAMAN adds that OUTLAWRIKKS is CLEARLY losing this BATTLE!
PIZZAMAN sent out CHEESEPIZZA!
Ugh... looks like I'm in a tough spot!
OUTLAWRIKKS is out of usable badges!
What?? OH GOD!
Where did all my badges go??
VIKKS was using PICKPOCKET on you!
Damn it!! C'mon Vikks, give those back... we can work something out...
What do you want??? Money? Rare Pokemon? Tell me, anything!
VIKKS says he wants GYM BADGES!
OUTLAWRIKKS whited out!

Player: Vikks [3-5]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW, POLICEDOG)

Mwahahahahah!
PIZZAMAN wants to KNOW if it can now JOIN THE PARTY!
Eh, sure. Why not. You did pretty well for us back there.
PIZZAMAN joined the party!
Heheheheheeehee!
I'm tingling... with power!
What? VIKKS is evolving!
VIKKS evolved into VIKKSALOT!
Oooh! I'm evolving just like Rikks!
INDEED!
BATTLE used END!

Battle #25, Doom Rising
Location: Fuchsia City
Player: Da Zombie Man [0-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Youuu're bacckkk, daddd!!!
...
Vlarr... Daddio!
THAT is BETTER!
Vhatts new?
A GIANT RABID MONKEY is OUT to GET YOU!
VHAAAATTT?? WHAT DID I DO?? I just like... Brains!
DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY appeared!
Ohhm.... OH CRAP!
DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY wants to fight!
Vlaa! Ever since reading the first battlez on thekillernacho's blog, I justt KNEW he would comez back..
DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY sent out DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY!
Crapz..
The enemy is a giant death star 2 space ship rabid monkey, Get'm, DAZOMBIEMAN!
NEEDZ HELP!
SABRINA appeared!
BROCKSDAD appeared!
GYMLEADER appeared!
OH?? THE GYM LEADERS OF THE WORLDZ ARE COMING TO SAVE ME!!
GYMLEADER reminds you that SHE is NOT a GYM LEADER!
EEEhhh... Close enough! WE CANTZ LOSE NOW!
Ally SABRINA sent out ABRA!
Ally BROCKSDAD sent out GEOCITIES!
Ally GYMLEADER sent out GYMLEADER!
DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY says something about DOOM!
DOOM??
DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY used DEVOUR!
Ally GYMLEADER was devoured!
Ally GYMLEADER died!
Ugh... not goodz! We must COUNTER ATTACK!
DAZOMBIEMAN used COUNTER!
DAZOMBIEMAN leaned on the COUNTER!
Err... Notz what I HAD IN MIND.
LASSST time someone used COUNTER, it THREW A COUNTER!
NARRATOR knows!
NARRATOR dislikes using the SAME PUNS over and OVER AGAIN!
Grzz..
Ally ABRA used PSYCHIC!
It doesn't affect enemy DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY!
Ally GEOCITIES used MEGA PUNCH!
Enemy DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY ate the attack!
Ally GEOCITIES died!
HAH. Geocities haz already been dead thanks to YAHOOZ anywayz! (Bastardz)
Ally SABRINA ran away!
Ally BROCKSDAD ran away!
CRAP... WHERE ARE YOU GOING COWARDS??
I'm GOING TO DIEE!!! RUN AWAY!!
Couldn't escape!
UH OH...
DEATHSTAR2SPACESHIPRABIDMONKEY used DEVOUR!
DAZOMBIEMAN was devoured!
Eeeeep!!

Location: Inside of a Death Star 2 Spaceship Rabid Monkey

VLAAA!! IT STINKS IN HERE!
AND THERE ARE NO BRAINS... BRAINS....
NARRATOR wants to KNOW how you are EVEN ALIVE!
Vlaa? I wasn't ALIVE TO BEGIN WITHTHH!
EITHER WAY, ITS YOUR FAULTZ FOR NEVER NARRATING IT!
NARRATOR says he can FIX THAT PROBLEM!
Eerrr... Whats the chance I'll DIGESTTT CORRECTLY ANYWAY??
NARRATOR says you have a point!
NARRATOR will WAIT until you are FREE!
HOW WILL THAT HAPPEN?
DAZOMBIEMAN is THINKING about it!
AWW... WAIT... CRAP..!
BATTLE used END!

FLARE VERSION Player Database

Rikks the Outlaw [9-5-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, CHARCOAL)

Vikks a Lot [3-5]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW, POLICEDOG)

Chris [4-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: FRENCHWHORE, BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON, DARKMAGICIAN [dead])

Yugi Moto [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GAIAKNIGHT, SUMMONEDSKULL, KURIBOH)

Jr. Trainer [0-1, dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: SANDSHREW [dead])

Rikks' Mom [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: CUTIEPIE)

Brock's Dad [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GEOCITIES [dead])

Reece Benlier [3-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: TENTALES, LUCARIO [dead])

Jar Jar Binks [2-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GUNGAN, CRYBABY, LUGIA)

James [1-3]
(Pokemon Lineup: KOFFING)

Jessie of Team Rocket [2-4]
(Pokemon Lineup: KOBRA)

Meowth [0-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Da Zombie Man [0-3]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Seto Kaiba [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: HITOTSU-ME-GIANT, JUDGEMAN [dead])

Random Pilot [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: JET)

Robotor the Robot [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MAGNEMITE, ROBOT [dead])

Schoolboy Danny [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: RATATTA)

Gym Leader Molds [no record yet] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: GLOOM, VILEPLUME)

Gymleader [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GRASS [dead])

Grassly, Little Girl [no record yet] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Police [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: GUN)

Professor Oak [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: PIKACHU)

Mr. Psychic [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: JYNX)

Old Woman [0-1]
(Poekmon Lineup: none)

Sabrina the Teenage Witch [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: FEMALEMR.MIME, KADABRA, ABRA)

Youngster Duggy [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MAGIKARP)

Master Sorcerer [0-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MINOMAGE)

Death Star 2 Spaceship Rabid Monkey of Doom [1-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Pizza Man [1-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHEESEPIZZA, PEPPERONIPIZZA [dead], SAUSAGEPIZZA, MUSHROOMPIZZA)