NSFL: Meet the Contestants

Week 1 of the Nacho Simulation Football League is about to start (scheduled to be Simmed tommorrow, Wednesday the 22nd of February), and I'm going to let you guys follow here. In-depth stats for each game will be posted here on this blog, while each game's play-by-play will be visible through links to Youtube. But before that, lets take a look at each of the 16 teams participating in Season 1 of the NSFL. The NSFL is split into two conferences, four divisions, four teams per division. Here are each team and their drafted rosters, which they drafted in the league's inaugural draft:

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Red Division

East Carolina Pirates
Owner: RuskieTitan

Quarterback: Eli Manning
Runningbacks: Chris Johnson, BenJarvus Green-Ellis
Fullback: Ahmard Hall
Tight End: Marcedes Lewis
Wide Receivers: Michael Crabtree, Johnny Knox, Lance Moore
Offensive Line: Michael Roos, Rich Seubert, Shaun O'Hara, Ryan Lilja, Sean Locklear

Defensive Line: Jason Babin, Ndamukong Suh, Justin Tuck, John Abraham
Linebackers: Chad Greenway, Kamerion Wimbley, Derrick Johnson
Cornerbacks: Devin McCourty, Leon Hall
Safeties: LaRon Landry, Malcolm Jenkins

Kicker: Billy Cundiff
Punter: Brett Kern
Special Teams Unit: Bears
K/P Returner: Joshua Cribbs

Baltimore Ravens
Owner: ravens5520

Quarterback: Michael Vick
Runningbacks: LeSean McCoy, Fred Jackson
Fullback: Marcel Reece
Tight End: Todd Heap
Wide Receivers: Calvin Johnson, Wes Welker, Derrick Mason
Offensive Line: Michael Oher, Ben Grubbs, Jason Brown, Marshal Yanda, Sam Baker

Defensive Line: Trent Cole, Glenn Dorsey, Tommy Kelly, Shaun Ellis
Linebackers: Terrell Suggs, David Harris, James Anderson
Cornerbacks: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Joe Haden
Safeites: Chris Hope, Michael Griffin

Kicker: Rob Bironas
Punter: Donnie Jones
Special Teams Unit: Ravens
K/P Returner: Wes Welker

Queefy Potatoes
Owner: jcrell623

Quarterback: Jay Cutler
Runningbacks: Adrian Peterson, Ryan Grant
Fullback: Lawrence Vickers
Tight End: Kellen Winslow
Wide Receivers: Sidney Rice, Donald Driver, Steve Johnson
Offensive Line: Davin Joseph, Chris Snee, Bryant McKinnie, Steve Hutchinson, Branden Albert

Defensive Line: Dwight Freeney, Kevin Williams, Sedrick Ellis, Mathias Kiwanuka
Linebackers: Jon Beason, D'Qwell Jackson, Elvis Dumervil
Cornerbacks: Tramon Williams, Chris Gamble
Safeties: Tyvon Branch, Ed Reed

Kicker: Mason Crosby
Punter: Brian Moorman
Special Teams Unit: Browns
K/P Returner: Tramon Williams

Los Angeles Hoodrats
Owner: jmack923

Quarterback: Drew Brees
Runningbacks: Arian Foster, Shonn Greene
Fullback: Leonard Weaver
Tight End: Dustin Keller
Wide Receivers: Dwayne Bowe, Steve Smith (CAR), Chad Ochocinco
Offensive Line: Jermon Bushrod, Matt Birk, Olin Kreutz, Donald Penn, Damien Woody


Defensive Line: Aaron Smith, Albert Haynesworth, Pat Williams, Paul Soliai
Linebackers: James Harrison, Jonathan Vilma, Cameron Wake
Cornerbacks: Antonio Cromartie, Rashean Mathis
Safeties: Bob Sanders, Antoine Bethea

Kicker: Robbie Gould
Punter: Adam Podlesh
Special Teams Unit: Saints
K/P Returner: Steve Smith (CAR)


Blue Division

Toronto Assassins
Owner: x0x

Quarterback: Josh Freeman
Runningbacks: Maurice Jones-Drew, Brian Westbrook
Fullback: Vonta Leach
Tight End: Antonio Gates
Wide Receivers: Vincent Jackson, Devin Hester, Jeremy Maclin
Offensive Line: Matt Light, Logan Mankins, Jeff Saturday, Jake Scott, Marc Colombo


Defensive Line: Cory Redding, Kyle Williams, Shaun Rogers, Anthony Adams
Linebackers: Mike Vrabel, Jerod Mayo, Nick Barnett
Cornerbacks: Terrell Thomas, Corey Webster
Safeties: Roman Harper, Yeremiah Bell

Kicker: Josh Scobee
Punter: Shane Lechler
Special Teams Unit: Patriots
K/P Returner: Devin Hester

Kansas City Knights
Owner: PSID412

Quarterback: Matt Ryan
Runningbacks: Steven Jackson, Joseph Addai
Fullback: Heath Evans
Tight End: Chris Cooley
Wide Receivers: Hines Ward, Lee Evans, Santana Moss
Offensive Line: Jake Long, Carl Nicks, Ryan Kalil, Josh Sitton, Tyson Clabo


Defensive Line: Chris Long, Jonathan Babineaux, Tyson Alualu, Kyle Vanden Bosch
Linebackers: Clint Session, Brian Urlacher, Keith Rivers
Cornerbacks: Brandon Flowers, Jerraud Powers
Safeties: Kenny Phillips, Nate Allen

Kicker: Adam Vinatieri
Punter: Mat McBriar
Special Teams Unit: Steelers
K/P Returner: Santana Moss

Appalachain White Lightning
Owner: devils1854

Quarterback: Tony Romo
Runningbacks: Peyton Hillis, Thomas Jones
Fullback: Ovie Mughelli
Tight End: Zach Miller
Wide Receivers: Larry Fitzgerald, Mike Wallace, Terrell Owens
Offensive Line: Sebastian Vollmer, Justin Blalock, Alex Mack, Stephen Neal, Andrew Whitworth


Defensive Line: Robert Mathis, Richard Seymour, Terrance Knighton, Charles Johnson
Linebackers: Brian Orakpo, London Fletcher, Thomas Davis
Cornerbacks: Nnamdi Asomugha, Antoine Winfield
Safeties: William Moore, Oshiomogho Atogwe

Kicker: Davis Akers
Punter: Daniel Sepulveda
Special Teams Unit: Chiefs
K/P Returner: Leon Washington

Eastchester Bay Jokers
Owner: PhiCelek87

Quarterback: Kevin Kolb
Runningbacks: Darren McFadden, LeGarrette Blount
Fullback: Mike Tolbert
Tight End: Brent Celek
Wide Receivers: Santonio Holmes, Brandon Lloyd, Austin Collie
Offensive Line: Marcus McNeill, Brandon Moore, Eric Wood, Harvey Dahl, Jason Smith


Defensive Line: Jared Allen, B.J. Raji, Aubrayo Franklin, Osi Umenyiora
Linebackers: Paul Posluszny, Curtis Lofton, Lofa Tatupu
Cornerbacks: Darrelle Revis, Charles Woodson
Safeties: Eric Berry, Jim Leonhard

Kicker: Neil Rackers
Punter: Zoltan Mesko
Special Teams Unit: Falcons
K/P Returner: Brandon Tate


Salsa Conference

Green Division

Las Vegas Casinos
Owner: steelcurtain29

Quarterback: Ben Roethlisberger
Runningbacks: Matt Forte, Felix Jones
Fullback: Madison Hedgecock
Tight End: Dallas Clark
Wide Receivers: Brandon Marshall, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Roy Williams
Offensive Line: Ryan Clady, Travelle Wharton, Andre Gurode, Todd Herremans, David Stewart


Defensive Line: Mario Williams, Brodrick Bunkley, Tyson Jackson, Darnell Dockett
Linebackers: Brian Cushing, Rolando McClain, Aaron Curry
Cornerbacks: Quentin Jammer, Tracy Porter
Safeties: Adrian Wilson, Nick Collins

Kicker: Stephen Gostkowski
Punter: Mike Scifres
Special Teams Unit: Seahawks
K/P Returner: Reggie Bush

Harlem Notrotters
Owner:  Remixxxxxxx

Quarterback: Philip Rivers
Runningbacks: Knowshon Moreno, Ronnie Brown
Fullback: Lousaka Polite
Tight End: Vernon Davis
Wide Receivers: Roddy White, DeSean Jackson, Jacoby Ford
Offensive Line: Jammal Brown, Leonard Davis, Jeff Faine, Bobbie Williams, Jared Gaither


Defensive Line: Justin Smith, Brandon Mebane, Marcus Stroud, Will Smith
Linebackers: Tamba Hali, Bart Scott, Manny Lawson
Cornerbacks: Champ Bailey, Johnathan Joseph
Safeties: Antrel Rolle, Jairus Byrd

Kicker: Nate Kaeding
Punter: Sam Koch
Special Teams Unit: Raiders
K/P Returner: Jacoby Ford

Miami Dolphins
Owner: FinsWin

Quarterback: Matt Schaub
Runningbacks: Frank Gore, Brandon Jacobs
Fullback: Mike Sellers
Tight End: Jason Witten
Wide Receivers: Reggie Wayne, Randy Moss, Davone Bess
Offensive Line: Vernon Carey, Mike Iupati, Dan Koppen, Robert Gallery, Flozell Adams


Defensive Line: Randy Starks, Vince Wilfork, Jamal Williams, Brett Keisel
Linebackers: Lance Briggs, Karlos Dansby, James Laurinatis
Cornerbacks: Vontae Davis, DeAngelo Hall
Safeties: Troy Polamalu, Ryan Clark

Kicker: Dan Carpenter
Punter: Brandon Fields
Special Teams Unit: Jets
K/P Returner: Brad Smith

bucstopshere's Team
Owner: bucstopshere

Quarterback: Aaron Rodgers
Runningbacks: Jonathan Stewart, DeAngelo Williams
Fullback: Earnest Graham
Tight End: Jermichael Finley
Wide Receivers: Greg Jennings, Hakeem Nicks, Mario Manningham
Offensive Line: Russell Okung, Zane Beadles, J.D. Walton, Doug Free, Trent Williams


Defensive Line: Julius Peppers, Gerald McCoy, Ziggy Hood, Carlos Dunlap
Linebackers: Geno Hayes, DeMeco Ryans, Sean Weatherspoon
Cornerbacks: Aqib Talib, Jabari Greer
Safeties: Michael Huff, Tanard Jackson

Kicker: Connor Barth
Punter: Pat McAfee
Special Teams Unit: Buccaneers
K/P Returner: Mario Manningham


Yellow Division

Rhode Island Majors
Owner: mgoblue44

Quarterback: Peyton Manning
Runningbacks: Michael Turner, Cedric Benson
Fullback: John Kuhn
Tight End: Tony Gonzalez
Wide Receivers: Steve Smith (NYG), Braylon Edwards, Steve Breaston
Offensive Line: D'Brickashaw Ferguson, Chad Clifton, Eric Winston, Alan Faneca, Jason Peters


Defensive Line: Aaron Kampman, Casey Hampton, Antonio Garay, Cullen Jenkins
Linebackers: Shaun Phillips, Ray Lewis, E.J. Henderson
Cornerbacks: Asante Samuel, Dunta Robinson
Safeties: Brandon Meriweather, Kerry Rhodes

Kicker: Garrett Hartley
Punter: Dustin Colquitt
Special Teams Unit: Eagles
K/P Returner: Steve Breaston

Pittsburgh Waffles
Owner: waffles7

Quarterback: Sam Bradford
Runningbacks: Rashard Mendenhall, LaDainian Tomlinson
Fullback: Greg Jones
Tight End: Rob Gronkowski
Wide Receivers: Miles Austin, Dez Bryant, Percy Harvin
Offensive Line: Joe Thomas, Jahri Evans, Maurkice Pouncey, Eric Steinbach, Eugene Monroe


Defensive Line: Cliff Avril, Calais Campbell, Haloti Ngata, Ray Edwards
Linebackers: LaMarr Woodley, Lawrence Timmons, David Hawthorne
Cornerbacks: Brent Grimes, Ike Taylor
Safeties: T.J. Ward, Earl Thomas

Kicker: Sebastian Janikowski
Punter: Andy Lee
Special Teams Unit: Packers
K/P Returner: Percy Harvin

Seahawks22's Team
Owner: Seahawks22

Quarterback: Joe Flacco
Runningbacks: Jamaal Charles, Ahmad Bradshaw
Fullback: Tony Richardson
Tight End: Brandon Pettigrew
Wide Receivers: Andre Johnson, Marques Colston, Kenny Britt
Offensive Line: Rodger Saffold, Kris Dielman, Nick Hardwick, Joe Staley, Charlie Johnson


Defensive Line: Chris Clemons, Jay Ratliff, Jason Jones, Barry Cofield
Linebackers: DeMarcus Ware, Barrett Ruud, Clay Matthews
Cornerbacks: Mike Jenkins, Charles Tillman
Safeties: Brian Dawkins, Eric Weddle

Kicker: Olindo Mare
Punter: Jon Ryan
Special Teams Unit: Cowboys
K/P Returner: Kenny Britt

Motor City Machine Gunners
Owner: Lionsfanforever

Quarterback: Tom Brady
Runningbacks: Ray Rice, Marion Barber
Fullback: Le'Ron McClain
Tight End: Heath Miller
Wide Receivers: Anquan Boldin, Mike Sims-Walker, Antwaan Randle El
Offensive Line: Jordan Gross, Shawn Andrews, Nick Mangold, Jeff Backus, Jon Stinchcomb


Defensive Line: Brandon Graham, Kris Jenkins, Corey Williams, Luis Castillo
Linebackers: A.J. Hawk, Patrick Willis, James Farrior
Cornerbacks: Cortland Finnegan, Antoine Cason
Safeties: Patrick Chung, Louis Delmas

Kicker: Jason Hanson
Punter: Nick Harris
Special Teams Unit: Lions
K/P Returner: Antwaan Randle El


Poll

So seeing as last poll question got annihilated 15-0 that the SuperBowl halftime show was without a doubt the worst piece of crap ever, there's time for a new poll on this blog! I can't think of a better one than "Which NSFL Team will win the Taco Bowl?" Vote on the right hand side of my blog!