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Welcome to the blog of The Killer Nacho, known to most mortals as Timothy J. Sharpe, a Computer Science graduate of Messiah College and currently a Systems Analyst for Sunoco Logistics. Within this tome of pages, one will find my innermost thoughts about various things concerning things that I enjoy. These subjects include, but are not limited to, roleplaying, gaming, American Football (the NFL), things to do with computers, philosophy, movies that are awesome, TV shows that are awesome, my own writings and creative works, and dangerous Mexican snacks.

Monday, July 4, 2011

NSFL Playoffs

First round of Playoffs for Season 2 are in. Eight teams made it originally... Representing the Cheesey Conference, there's the Toronto Assassins (9-5), East Carolina Pirates (8-6), Baltimore Ravens (8-6) and Kansas City Knights (8-6). For the Salsa Conference comes the former-Champion Las Vegas Casinos (10-4), Rhode Island Majors (10-4), Alaska Popsicles (9-5) and the Seattle Seahawks (7-7). The road to the Taco Bowl's first step is in the Divisional Playoffs. And this weak was not without a surprise or two:

Kansas City Knights (8-6) @ Toronto Assassins (9-5): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCOw5xTScT0
Baltimore Ravens (8-6) @ East Carolina Pirates (8-6): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StLWVo_JaE8
Seattle Seahawks (7-7) @ Las Vegas Casinos (10-4): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpAhJa2Vo8
Alaska Popsicles (9-5) @ Rhode Island Majors (10-4): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIt_EhHE4w4

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Don't feel like watching each game? Here's the scores:

Kansas City Knights 26 @ Toronto Assassins 31
Baltimore Ravens 28 @ East Carolina Pirates 30
Seattle Seahawks 27 @ Las Vegas Casinos 25
Alaska Popsicles 24 @ Rhode Island Majors 27

The huge surprise was Seattle (7-7) over the former champion Casinos (10-4).

Kansas City could not stop Toronto's Jones-Drew.
Players of the Week:
Maurice Jones-Drew (TOR): 24 rushes for 170 yards (7.08 YPC, 18 LNG). 2 touchdowns. 2 receptions for 19 yards (9.50 YPR, 10 LNG). 0 touchdowns.
LaRon Landry (EC): 7 tackles, 1 coverage, 1 forced fumble, 1 recovered fumble, 1 touchdown.

Sean Weatherspoon (RI): 6 tackles, 0 coverages, 1 sack, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovered fumble.
Ahmad Bradshaw (SEA): 17 rushes for 59 yards (3.47 YPC, 11 LNG). 1 touchdown. 2 receptions for 31 yards (15.50 YPR, 22 LNG). 0 touchdowns.

UPDATE: The Conference championships are in... which teams will go on to play in the Taco Bowl? Find out in the links below!

East Carolina Pirates (9-6) @ Toronto Assassins (10-5): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m1uR5FSi64
Seattle Seahawks (8-7) @ Rhode Island Majors (11-4): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcKNjdebUTc


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Final scores:
East Carolina Pirates 17 @ Toronto Assassins 26
Seattle Seahawks 13 @ Rhode Island Majors 9 


Players of the Week:
Jay Cutler (TOR): 20/27 (74.07%, 149.31 Rating) for 314 yards, 3 touchdowns, 0 interceptions, 2 fumbles.
DeMarcus Ware (SEA): 11 tackles, 0 coverages, 3 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, 1 recovered fumble.

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Who will win the Taco Bowl? Stay tuned.

UPDATE:

The Taco Bowl is here!! I won't bore you with flavor text... here's the link!:
Toronto Assassins (11-5) vs Seattle Seahawks (9-7) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhI7maq7zaw

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And the final score is ...:
Toronto Assassins 20 vs Seattle Seahawks 17


Congratulations to Toronto and Game MVP Maurice Jones-Drew for his impressive statline of 24 rushes for 135 yards (5.62 YPC, 28 LNG). 2 touchdowns! Thanks for everyone playing the NSFL this season, it's been fun. See you after the next NFL Super Bowl!

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