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Welcome to the blog of The Killer Nacho, known to most mortals as Timothy J. Sharpe, a Computer Science graduate of Messiah College and currently a Systems Analyst for Sunoco Logistics. Within this tome of pages, one will find my innermost thoughts about various things concerning things that I enjoy. These subjects include, but are not limited to, roleplaying, gaming, American Football (the NFL), things to do with computers, philosophy, movies that are awesome, TV shows that are awesome, my own writings and creative works, and dangerous Mexican snacks.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Star Fins: a look at the Dolphins QB carousel

A not so long time ago in a galaxy that is this galaxy, trouble is brewing for the Miami Dolphins. Their search for their "Chosen One", or Quarterback of the future, is threatened by a dark source. It is a story with a host of "wild" characters. Chad Henne, Chad Pennington, Tyler Thigpen... Ronnie Brown... Brandon Marshall...? Now we just don't know what will become of this cosmic struggle, but I can tell you how we got there.

In the beginning of the season, the Dolphins were rejoicing, believing they have found the Chosen One in young gun Anakin Skywalker, err... Chad Henne, under the watchful eye of veteran Obi-Wan Kenobi, rather Chad Pennington. Henne seemed to have it all going for him - a cannon arm, the support of his peers and coaches, and the benefit of a veteran leader. However Henne quickly fell to the dark side - he was prone to intercepting temptations, and could never get the Dolphins to where they wanted to get to - the endzone. And so after many fierce battles, it was clear that Henne was not the answer. And so he was defeated by his old master, Pennington.

Too bad Pennington's era did not last long. Despite being smart and accurate, safe and secure, he was too old, too frail, to take the Dolphins to the promised land. In fact, after a duel with the Titans defense, he could not stop himself from falling to Darth Henne once again. But not all was lost - for an unlikely hero appeared to save the day. After Henne too was destroyed, Luke.. I mean, Tyler Thigpen came to save the day with his friends in the Millenium Wildcat, Handon Sorshall and Princess Ronnie Brown. With their "wild" antics and play-making scrambling abilities, they were able to defeat the forces of darkness to bring the Dolphins a victory in that day.

But is Tyler Thigpen truly the answer for the Dolphins Order? Or will another unlikely personality like take the scene? I guess we'll find out... eventually.

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