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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Girlfriend checklist

In order to qualify to be my girlfriend, the following criteria must be met:

Prerequisites:
  • One must be within 4 years of age.
  • One must be female.
  • One must be currently single.
  • One must not be related.
Requirements:
  • Looks do not matter too much, but one shouldn't be completely hideous.
  • One must be kind.
  • One must be intelligent.
  • One must be mature.
  • One must be one I have feelings for.
  • One has to be be relatively close-by, no super long distance crap.
  • One must have feelings for me back. 
  • One must be admired by me for traits that I lack.
At least three of the following six:
  • One must have similar interests.
  • One must have things we can do together.
  • One must be fun to talk to.
  • One must be enjoyable to be around. 
  • One must be soft. Pillow-like people are comfortable.
  • One must smell nice. Like, really nice. Like roses. Or honey.
Applications being accepted soon. Get your resumes ready.

3 comments:

  1. I know this is really personal, but if you don't mind, I'd be interested in reading a blogpost on the history of your relationship with JoltsBolt!

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  2. I sincerely hope that you find that special lady Nacho, but surely in the bedroom you'll predict all her 'moves' anyway. ;P

    Good luck with the crit.
    ;)

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  3. ^ That last comment was really funny.

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