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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Pokebattles Flare Version, Battles 61-65: Spanky's Empire


 FLARE VERSION

Quite some time ago, I became enamored with a Pokemon parody known as Pokebattles (www.pokebattles.com) by Jason Ross. Much like others, I decided to write a few of my own, which turned into my own "Version", Flare Version. While a lot of it was amateurish due to my young age, I've decided to re-write it (and thereby improving the quality) and post it here on my blog for others to enjoy. You can get to the complete Flare Version archive here.

These five battles all feature a new threat to enter Flare Version, an ambitious Clown named Spanky. Seeking what most lunatic villains seem to seek, world domination, Spanky quickly obtains an army and conquers the known world. Will our heroes be able to come together and stop this new threat? There's only one way to find out... unless you like being under the rule of a crazy clown... Just read, damnit!

Narrator text
Player text
God Text

Battle #61, Teehee!
Location: Lillycove City
Player: Spanky the Clown [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: URANUS)

Pretty soon... the WORLD SHALL BE MINE! Everyone will know the power of the great SPANKY THE CLOWN!
Teehee!
SPANKY is INSANE!
Of course! And so is Uranus! Teehee!
NARRATOR facepalms!
That's odd... why did the world suddenly get so dark for a few seconds...?!
Teehee!
WORLD was DARK because the NARRATOR willed it SO!
Teehee! That makes you... slightly less powerful than I, THE GREAT SPANKY THE CLOWN!
NARRATOR is CLEARLY STRONGER than SPANKY!
Oh yeah??! TEEHEE!
YEAH!
OH? Then I, the GREAT SPANKY THE CLOWN - CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT! TEEHEE!
NARRATOR wants to fight!
Do you even have a Pokemon? Teehee...?
NARRATOR doesn't NEED a POKeMON!
NARRATOR sent out NARRATOR!
We'll see if you can stand up to my ANUS! TEEHEE!
The enemy is invincible! Get'm, URANUS!
Lies! Teehee! You are not invincible!
Enemy NARRATOR used DELETE KEY!
URANUS was DELETED!
URANUS fainted!
WHAT? ... Teehee!!
You are going to die! Get'm, SPANKY!
I CANNOT DIE! I AM THE GREAT... TEEHEE... SPANKY THE CLOWN!
NARRATOR used NARRATE!
NARRATE narrated SPANKY jumping off NEARBY CLIFF!

Location: Nearby Cliff

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
... Teehee...!
GROUND used SPLAT!
BATTLE used...
WAIT! I AM NOT DEAD YET! TEEHEE!
But SPANKY lost...!
THAT WAS NEVER NARRATED ...Teehee!
SPANKY lost!
Ugh!
FINE, CAN SPANKY PLEASE FIGHT A NON-GOD?! TEEHEE?!
FINE...
HEART appeared!
HEART: Blub... blub... blub...
Teehee... teehee... teehee...
HEART wants to fight!
YOU SHALL LOSE! FOR I AM THE GREAT SPANKY THE CLOWN! TEEHEE!
HEART sent out POLICEDOG!
THAT IS NO MATCH FOR MY ANUS! ...Teehee.
Go, URANUS!
Enemy POLICEDOG used BITE!
OWWWW!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! TEEHEE!
URANUS fainted!
Tee..Gr...hee!!
Go, SPANKY!
Spanky... cannot... teehee... lose!!
SPANKY used HAPPY!
SPANKY is getting HAPPY!
Teehee! Teehee! Teehee! Teehee!
Enemy POLICEDOG used CRUNCH!
Owwwwwwwwwwww! Spanky's... teehee... bones...!
SPANKY fainted!
Spanky... rule the... world... teeheeeeee....
BATTLE used END! 

Battle #62, End of the World
Location: Lillycove City ... at the bottom of Nearby Cliff
Player: Spanky the Clown [0-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: URANUS)

THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO END! TEEHEE!
NO, BECAUSE THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE, TEEHEE!
END OF THE WORLD is simply a NAME and NOTHING MORE!
SPANKY should not ASSUME that the WORLD will END!
Oh, teeehee.
But names often foreshadow events that will happen! Teehee.
SPANKY has a point!
WORLD disappeared!
TEEHEE?!!

Location: Middle of space

TEEHEE!! MY WORLD, NO!!!
SPANKY needs air, badly!
I'M IN SPACE! ... Can't... breathe...! Tee...hee...
TECHNICALLY, SPANKY shouldn't be able to TALK, EITHER!
But... then... you'd be... all alone... and would have to... do this battle... by yourself... tee... hee...!
NARRATOR had not CONSIDERED THAT!
AIR SPHERE appeared around SPANKY!
I live... teehee... but my world! My precious world!
SPANKY must SAVE the WORLD!
Noooooooooo! Spanky must CONQUER the world, TEEHEE!
...
Hmm... but first, I must save it, you're right, teehee...!
UFO appeared!
UFO: Survivors detected...! Must obtain backup...!
UFO ran away!
OH MY!! COME BACK, TEEHEE...!
SPANKY used PURSUIT!
SPANKY ran outside AIR SPHERE!
Forgot... about... that!
SPANKY ran back into AIR SPHERE!
That... Flying... Teehee..err... Saucer. I know it has SOMETHING to do with the Earth's disappearance! 
THAT was PRETTY OBVIOUS!
But how can I get it while I'm  here, teehee?!
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
Teehee?
SPANKY got 10,000 POKeBALLS!
What are these for, Teehee?
And how do they all fit inside the Air Sphere?!
NARRATOR cares little about LOGISTICS!
Wild 10,000 UFOS appeared!
Gotta catch em all, you said? Teehee?
YES!
I accept, Teehee! Go Uranus!
You're outnumbered 10,000 to 1! Get'm, URANUS!
Now uh what to do... teehee...
Wild 10,000 UFOS used 10,000 LASER BEAMS!
URANUS fainted!
Doh teehee!
Go, SPANKY!
DARN STINKY UFOS! YOU ASKED FOR IT, TEEHEE!
SPANKY used 10,000 POKeBALLS!
10,000 UFOS was caught!
Was? Should that not be were? Teehee?
NARRATOR never makes MISTAKES! 
Teehee, whatever!
Now what about my world, Teehee?!  
WORLD appeared!

Location: Lillycove City

Teehee!
The world has returned! And I now have an army of UFOs... What to do with them... teehee...?!
NARRATOR suggests USING THEM in your PLAN to TAKE OVER the WORLD!
Good idea, teehee!
You're not such a bad guy, teehee, I should make you my royal advisor, teehee!
Go, 10,000 UFOS!
TAKE OVER THE WORLD MY PRETTY TEEHEES!
10,000 UFOS used CONQUER!
WORLD now belongs to SPANKY!     
Yaaaay!!! Teeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
SERVANT appeared!
SERVANT: What can I do for you, your highness?
Fetch me some tea... hee!
SERVANT: Yes, m'lord.
SERVANT disappeared!
GENERAL appeared!
Yes yes... what do you want, teehee?
GENERAL: A group of rebels are raiding towns in South Hoenn! What would you like me to do, sir?!
Rebels? Led by who, teehee?
GENERAL: Their leader is said to be the legendary terrorist, Rikks, m'lord!
Kill him of course... teehee!
GENERAL: Yes sir!
BATTLE used END!

Battle #63, The Rebel Alliance
Location: Fortree City
Player: Da Zombie Man [1-4-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: LUGIA [dead])

VLA... I LIVE... It feels as if I haven't done anything for a long time...!
INDEED!
It has been 18 BATTLES since DAZOMBIEMAN did ANYTHING at ALL!
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN NEGLECTING ME, DADDIO?!
NARRATOR decided to GROUND YOU for being a COWARD and RUNNING AWAY from the IMMORTAL HEART!
Grr... Fair enough. So vhatt has happened since then?!
WELL, NOT MUCH...!
The POKeMON LEAGUE, KANTO's DESTRUCTION, EXODUS from BLACK VERSION, ARRIVAL to HOENN, RAMPAGE of an EVIL CULT, and now an EVIL CLOWN taking over the WORLD!
VLAA??! YOU CALL THAT NOT MUCH ??
FLARIKKS, SAL, and VICK appeared!
Oh... HEYZ GUYZ!
FLARIKKS: Oh... hi, Da Zombie Man. Kind of forgot you existed.
MY DADDIO FORGOT TOO...
FLARIKKS: Still looking for brains?
OF COURSE!
FLARIKKS: We're going to stop an evil emperor Clown! He has an army of UFOs with really big brains...
COOL! MIND IF I COME TOO?!
SAL pissed himself!
SAL: I MIND!
ZOMBIE RACIST... Maybe I should find Vikks instead... vlaa!
FLARIKKS: No, it's alright, don't mind Sal. You can come if you want.
YAAYZZZ!
You joined the party!
SPANKY appeared!
VLA! ITS HIM!
SPANKY: I've been looking for you... teehee!
FLARIKKS: Spanky! Prepare to be defeated!
Brainnns!!
SPANKY wants to fight!
Ally FLARIKKS wants to fight!
Ally SAL wants to fight!
Ally VICK wants to fight!
Vlaa.. Well, LETS GOO!!

Player: Flare Rikks [18-19-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARMANDER, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, LORD [dead])

Are you ready to be defeated, Spanky?!
SPANKY: Just try to defeat my entire army, teehee!!
SPANKY sent out 10,000 UFOS!
Err... forgot there were so many... um... Go, Charmander?
Go, CHARMANDER!
Ally SAL sent out LORD SLAKING!
Ally DAZOMBIEMAN sent out DAZOMBIEMAN!
Ally VICK sent out WEEDHILL!
Let's do this!
Enemy 10,000 UFOS used 10,000 LASER BEAMS!
CHARMANDER fainted!
...
God, help us all. That was overkill... surprised it didn't die!
Grr... Go, Gates!
The enemy's strong! Get'm, UNDEADGATES!
C'mon guys! We need to take some of these things out!
Ally EMPEROR SLAKING used SLOTH PUNCH!
Critical hit!
Wow! He took out like 1000 of them with one punch!
... Too bad there is still 9,000 to go...
What? Enemy 10,000 UFOS is devolving!
Enemy 10,000 UFOS devolved into 9,000 UFOS!
Grr!
Ally DAZOMBIEMAN used CONSUME BRAINS!
Good, Da Zombie Man! Eat their brains!
Enemy 9,000 UFOS's brains greatly fell!
Err... I assume that's a good thing?
Enemy 9,000 UFOS used ALIEN VIRUS!
DAZOMBIEMAN is infested!
DAZOMBIEMAN fainted!
Why in hell would a zombie be affected by a Virus?!
ALIEN VIRUS is a SPACE VIRUS!
RULES of NORMAL VIRUSES do not APPLY!
I think they would, but whatever.
Okay, Undead gates... do something useful!
UNDEADGATES used RAISE DEAD!
UNDEADGATES raised the 1,000 UFOS!
NOT THAT!
1,000 UFOS joined you!
Oh uh... Good job!
SPANKY: Teehee...! Using my own army against me! You Boozletron! 
Boozletron?
SPANKY: Look it up, teehee!
Yeah... I don't think I can because it's not a real word.
GENERAL: Emperor Spanky! The people of Johto are starting a mass rebellion! It would be wise to stop thinking about this minor threat and take care of the more serious issue...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "MINOR"?!
GENERAL: Cute. The terrorist thinks he's a people. Anyway, as I was saying, m'lord, we should go to Johto!
SPANKY: Fine, alright! Teehee! Listen Rikks, You haven't seen the last of the great Spanky the Clown!
GENERAL and SPANKY disappeared!
Damn it! I wasn't done with you, COWARDS!
Minor... Grr... C'mon guys, the people of Johto need us!
DAZOMBIEMAN, SAL, and VICK agrees!

Location: Seaport

Four tickets to Johto, please.

Location: Johto

Well that was fast...
BATTLE used END!

Battle #64, Supermon Saves the Day
Location: Goldenrod City
Player: Flare Rikks [19-19-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARMANDER, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, LORD [dead], 1,000 UFOS)

Alright! We need to get some information about where Spanky is currently located...
MUNCHKIN appeared!
Oh hey! It's a kid... err... midgit thing.
Hey, would you happen to know where I can find Spanky's hideout?
MUNCHKIN: Follow the yellow brick road!
But... the roads here have pink bricks.
MUNCHKIN: Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road!
Err... I don't think we're going to get any information out of him.
SAL, VICK, and DAZOMBIEMAN agree!
DAZOMBIEMAN wants to KNOW if it can HAVE MUNCHKIN's BRAIN!
Eh, sure, go for it.
MUNCHKIN: WHAT? You monsters! Fine, I'll talk!
Now we're talking.
Now tell me... where can I find Spanky the Clown?!
MUNCHKIN: His current hideout is in Azalia Town... You can get through it by going through the forest to the south... but beware!
Of what? The crazy witch?
MUNCHKIN: NO, YOU FOOL! The trees... Beware of the trees!!
Err.. Okay?
Clearly he is crazy but hopefully his information is correct. Thank you, err...
DAZOMBIEMAN used CONSUME!
MUNCHKIN's BRAIN was completely CONSUMED!
MUNCHKIN died!
Zombie Man! He told us the information! Why would you do that?!
DAZOMBIEMAN still wanted MUNCHKIN's BRAIN!
DAZOMBIEMAN adds that since he GAVE US the INFORMATION, it was NO LONGER USEFUL!
Fair point but... messed up, man. Messed up.
Well, let's go see what's up in this forest.

Location: Forest of Invincible Trees

Forest of Invincible Trees? That's an odd name.
Wild TREE appeared!
Err... yes, I would expect many of those in a forest.
TREE wants to fight!
Um, what?
TREE sent out TREE!
You honestly expect me to fight a tree?
YES!
Ugh... well lets make this quick... Go, Charmander!
SAL: Uh... Rikks... Actually, I think we should run...
What, why?!
Wild TREE appeared!
Wild TREE appeared!
Wild TREE appeared!
Wild TREE appeared!
Wild TREE appeared!
Err... I see your point. But we can't afford to lose!
Get'm, CHARMANDER!
Ally SAL sent out EMPEROR SLAKING!
Ally DAZOMBIEMAN sent out DAZOMBIEMAN!
Ally VICK sent out ROTWEILER!
Looks like a good time for my Charmander's new attack... Fire Spin!
CHARMANDER used FIRE SPIN!
FIRE is SPINNING about!
HAH! This will teach those Grass-types who's boss!
Enemy TREE fainted!
At least one fell...
Wild TREE used DEATH!
Um, what?
Ally EMPEROR SLAKING fainted!
WHAT, HOW?! That thing is like... the most powerful Pokemon I've ever seen!
DAZOMBIEMAN ran away!
SAL ran away!
VICK ran away!
...Not good!
SPECIALVIKKS appeared!
CHRIS appeared!
PIZZAMAN appeared!
Um... Hey guys...
SPECIALVIKKS: Hey! Fancy meeting you here... let's battle!
LET'S NOT! Not while those evil trees are still standing!
SPECIALVIKKS: Evil trees? Err... they look like normal trees to me... with red eyes...
TREE used RED EYES!
TREE looks EVIL!
SEE?
SPECIALVIKKS: I'm surprised at you... just because something has red eyes, it automatically makes them evil?!
Vikks... whatever you want to believe man, but I'm out of here!
FLARIKKS ran away!
SPECIALVIKKS: Err... did he just run deeper into the Forest?
CHRIS: Yep.

Location: Deeper in the Forest

Err... so now what?
Wild TREE used FALL!
Wild TREE fell on CHARMANDER!
Wild TREE died!
CHARMANDER fainted!
Ugh! This place ... is like... a maze!
At least Charmander took a Tree along with it...
Wild TREEs used PURSUIT!
Uh oh... well, maybe I need to use my small army...
The enemy is invincible! Get'm, 1,000 UFOS!
Alright... alright... Laser beam attack!
1,000 UFOS used 1,000 LASER BEAMS!
Wild TREEs used REFLECT!
LASER BEAMS were REFLECTED back at FLARIKKS!
WHATTT ?? OWWW!!!!!
FLARIKKS fainted!

Location: Much later, in the Tree Graveyard

Ohh... my head... last thing I remember was... being disintegrated by laser beams... how the hell am I still alive?
And oh God... what about the Trees?!
TREES are ALL DEAD!
WHAT?! How?!
FASTER than a RAGING SLOWPOKE!
Uh, what?
HIGHER than a SMOKING DRUGGIE!
Um...
STRONGER than a SPLASHING MAGIKARP!
What's going on here?!
It's a CATERPIE!
It's a LOSER!
NO!
It's the ONE, the ONLY... the SUPERMON!
Super... mon?
SUPERMON appeared!
SUPERMON: Hello citizen! I have saved you from these rabid Trees!
Dude... you seemed to have nuked the whole forest!!
SUPERMON: All in a day's work!
And I hate to say it... but in that outfit... the thick glasses, Charmeleon costume... you kinda look like a Douche-bag Pokefan...
SUPERMON: You dare diss the 1337ZOR SUPERMON?! How dare thee, mortal!
So... who is your secret identity?
SUPERMON: Supermon will never reveal his true identity!
Whatever... would you happen to know where my friends went? 
SUPERMON: You mean those hoodlums who were pissing their pants, eating brains, and electrocuting dogs?
Yeah... that would be them.
SUPERMON: Yeah, they told me to tell you something.
Oh?
SUPERMON: They are returning to Hoenn, and they said you can take on Spanky by yourself.
WHAT? No way! What cowards!
Actually, why am I surprised?
SUPERMON: But have no fear! Supermon is here!
Oh great...
SUPERMON joined the party!
Just perfect...
BATTLE used END!

Battle #65, The Fall of Spanky
Location: The sky
Player: Flare Rikks [19-19-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARMANDER, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, LORD [dead], 1,000 UFOS)

So... remind me why we're flying again?
SUPERMON: So we can get to Azalia Town quicker, of course!
SUPERMON hit AIRPLANE!
OW!
Will you... be careful?! We have an arch-villain to defeat!
SUPERMON: Oh right!

Location: Azalia Town

GENERAL: Why if it isn't Rikks!
General! Stand down or prepare to be defeated!
GENERAL: Please tell me one good reason to do so...
Well, here's two.
I'm the main character. And my buddy here is a Super Hero!
GENERAL: Err... he doesn't look so Super to me...
SUPERMON used SUPER PUNCH!
Eww...
GENERAL: UGH! My ... balls...!
GENERAL fainted!
Err... good work.
SPANKY appeared!
Ah, Spanky! You finally show yourself! It's time to finish what we started in Fortree City!
SPANKY: Oooh, yes. Teehee.
SPANKY wants to fight!
Ally SUPERMON wants to fight!
Go, Charmander!
Get'm, CHARMANDER!
SPANKY sent out 9,000 UFOS!
Ally SUPERMON sent out SUPERMON!
Hmm... what now!
Ally SUPERMON used HEAT VISION!
Ally SUPERMON can see their HEAT!
Oh great.... wait, maybe I can use this to our advantage.
Charmander, Smokescreen!
CHARMANDER used SMOKESCREEN!
Enemy 9,000 UFOS's accuracy fell!
Good!
Enemy 9,000 UFOS used 9,000 DEATH RAYS!
Enemy 9,000 UFOS's attack missed!
Excellent! And now that you can see their heat, you can still attack!
SUPERMON: Excellent tactic, civilian!
SUPERMON used SUPER ATTACK BEAM!
Nice!
What? Enemy 9,000 UFOS is devolving!
Enemy 9,000 UFOS devolved into 5,000 UFOS!
Wow, that really was a nice shot!
SPANKY: No! MY ARMY!
And now... the finishing act! Charmander, use that laser beam of your own!
CHARMANDER used SOLAR BEAM!
Enemy 5,000 UFOS is about to EXPLODE!
SPANKY: NOOOO! Oh, Teehee, NOOOOOOO!
Hah!
Enemy 5,000 UFOS used EXPLOSION!
Enemy 5,000 UFOS died!
Ally SUPERMON was greatly INJURED in EXPLOSION!
Oh no, Supermon!
SPANKY: My army was a great loss... teehee... but without him, you won't hope to defeat Uranus!
SPANKY sent out URANUS!
Uh oh!
Enemy URANUS used GRAVITY!
CHARMANDER was CRUSHED!
CHARMANDER fainted!
No! His anus... it's so big!
SUPERMON: Rikks... unleash your hidden potential!
What?
SUPERMON: Use the powers... of the Flare Pendant...!
Grr! You're right!
Go, FLARIKKS!
You're finished, Spanky!
SPANKY: Oh? You're so tiny compared to URANUS! Teehee!
We'll see!
FLARIKKS used FLARE BEAM!
HECK YEAH!
SPANKY: WHAT IS... TEEHEE... THIS POWER?!
Enemy URANUS fainted!
HAH!
SPANKY: Uranus... how?! Teehee...!
Surrender, Spanky, and I may just spare you!
SPANKY: Aw, damnit. I surrender, teehee.
Well, that was easy.
Supermon, take him away!
SUPERMON: ...
Oh right. Take this Super Potion, you big baby.
FLARIKKS used the SUPER POTION!
SUPERMON's health was restored!
Now take him away!
SUPERMON used ESCORT!
SUPERMON escorted GENERAL and SPANKY to JAIL!
Good.
SUPERMON flew back!
Well... welcome back.
SUPERMON: I will now take you back to your friends.
Well, that's very kind of you.
SUPERMON used FLY!
SUPERMON flew ... into AIRPLANE!
OW!
... On second thought, I may be better off swimming back to Hoenn...
BATTLE used END!            

FLARE VERSION Player Database

Flare Rikks [20-20-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHARMANDER, UNDEADGATES, X-BOX, LORD [dead], 1,000 UFOS)

Special Vikks [7-7]
(Pokemon Lineup: SQUIRTLE, SPEAROW, WATERGUN [dead])

Chris [7-3]
(Pokemon Lineup: FRENCHWHORE, BLUEEYESWHITEDRAGON, RALTS, DARKMAGICIAN [dead])

Yami Yugi [1-2-1] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: GAIAKNIGHT, SUMMONEDSKULL, KURIBOH)

Jr. Trainer [0-2] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: SANDSHREW [dead])

Rikks' Mom [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CUTIEPIE)

Brock's Dad [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GEOCITIES [dead])

Reece Benlier [4-4-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: THREETALES, LUCARIO [dead])

Jar Jar Binks [3-4-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GHOST)

Yami James [3-5]
(Pokemon Lineup: WEEZING)

Jessie of Team Rocket [2-6] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: KOBRA)

Meowth [0-3]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Da Zombie Man [3-5-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: LUGIA [dead])

Seto Kaiba [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: HITOTSU-ME-GIANT, JUDGEMAN [dead])

Random Pilot [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: JET)

Robotor the Robot [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MAGNEMITE, ROBOT [dead])

Schoolboy Danny [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: RATATTA)

Gym Leader Molds [1-1] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: GLOOM, VILEPLUME)

Gymleader [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: GRASS [dead])

Grassly, Little Girl [no record yet] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Police [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: GUN)

Professor Oak [1-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: PIKACHU)

Mr. Psychic [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: JYNX)

Old Woman [0-1] [dead]
(Poekmon Lineup: none)

Sabrina the Teenage Witch [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: FEMALEMR.MIME, KADABRA, ABRA)

Youngster Duggy [0-3] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: MAGIKARP)

Master Sorcerer [0-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: MINOMAGE)

Death Star 2 Spaceship Rabid Monkey of Doom [1-2-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Pizza Man [2-0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: CHEESEPIZZA, PEPPERONIPIZZA [dead], SAUSAGEPIZZA, MUSHROOMPIZZA [dead])

Vikkz a Lot [0-1] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Cris [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: HISDAD [dead])

Pizaman [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: TOWER)

Vikks' Heart [4-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: POLICEDOG)

Michael Vick [5-4]
(Pokemon Lineup: WEEDHILL, ROTTWEILER)

Sal [4-6]
(Pokemon Lineup: EMPEROR SLAKING, RAICHU [dead], DITTO [dead], ONIX [dead], TORCHIC [dead])

Mike "Mark" Crotch [no record yet] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Flare [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: DEMON [dead])

Grim Reaper [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: DEATH [dead], PERSIAN)

SmarterChild [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Champion Lance [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: DRAGONITE, GHOSTDRAGON, LANCE [dead])

Ronald McDonald [1-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: FRIES, SODA, BURGER)

Goku [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: KRILLIN, GOHAN, MEOWTH)

Lord Janus [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: OZZIE, SLASH, FLEA)

Referee [0-1] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Webmaster Killer Nacho [Too many wins to display here]
(Pokemon  Lineup: none)

Professor Birch [1-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: SHOTGUN)

Dozens of People [1-2]
(Pokemon Lineup: DOZENS OF ZIGZAGOONS)

Pokemon Trainer May [no record yet]
(Pokemon Lineup: MUDKIP, SWELLOW, RHYDON)

Spanky the Clown [1-4]
(Pokemon Lineup: URANUS, 9,000 UFOS [dead])

General Generalicus [0-1]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Munchkin [0-1] [dead]
(Pokemon Lineup: none)

Supermon [2-0]
(Pokemon Lineup: RATTATA)

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